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Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:04 pm

Re: Tobacco Fairy approved and manufactured blends.

The HQ Lab has had several recent set backs.

Our sole gram scale that survived two cross country moves, finally pooped the bad. A replacement has been ordered via eBay. It has yet to arrive.

Some critical ingredients thought to be cellared are in fact, nonexistentstant.

We apologize for slack in production.

We at The Tobbaccco Fairy Head Quarters care deeply about all of you that enjoy tacos. And bacon. Yet are steadfast in not posting those damn dancing everythings.

We expect production as well as R&D to be back at full capacity by December 8th at the latest.
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by coco » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:53 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:04 pm
... Yet are steadfast in not posting those damn dancing everythings.

We expect production as well as R&D to be back at full capacity by December 8th at the latest.
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:33 pm

There are two new TF R&D efforts that are in the works.

One is a new mild Burley blend. Yes. Another one. Shut up.

The other will be a Chocolate Burley aromatic.

Logo's pending.
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:17 am

coco wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:53 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:04 pm
... Yet are steadfast in not posting those damn dancing everythings.

We expect production as well as R&D to be back at full capacity by December 8th at the latest.
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm

I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:25 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:46 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


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What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. :D
purple ink, dink?
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Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


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What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:59 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


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What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


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[font scent=McCl 5100][font color=#000000]Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red[/font][/font] 

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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:47 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


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What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


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Hah. I was just screwing around.
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:01 pm

hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


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Hah. I was just screwing around.
Careful not to do that too often, you might end up with some illegitimate offspring running around...


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:24 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:01 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


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What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


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Hah. I was just screwing around.
Careful not to do that too often, you might end up with some illegitimate offspring running around...


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Hmm. No Jesus juke, just practical advice. Are you knew around here.
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:53 pm

hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:01 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:31 pm
I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Hah. I was just screwing around.
Careful not to do that too often, you might end up with some illegitimate offspring running around...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Hmm. No Jesus juke, just practical advice. Are you knew around here.
If only I new...


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:57 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:53 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:01 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
You know...the one with the RED Va leaf
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Hah. I was just screwing around.
Careful not to do that too often, you might end up with some illegitimate offspring running around...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Hmm. No Jesus juke, just practical advice. Are you knew around here.
If only I new...


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:49 pm

hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:53 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:01 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:25 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:29 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:52 pm
Hardy har, shoot a man for guessing wrong


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
What the hell are you talking about? Nobody was even thinking about you. Go write about what you're wearing in purple ink, dink. Image
purple ink, dink?
I was pretty sure that was a crack at me guessing that the one blend had red va in it...

Also the ink was red... Mr. Roger’s Cardigan Red to be exact.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Hah. I was just screwing around.
Careful not to do that too often, you might end up with some illegitimate offspring running around...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Hmm. No Jesus juke, just practical advice. Are you knew around here.
If only I new...


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Marginally better. Not great, but much improved. :lol:
HA, indeed :lol:


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:45 am

Chocolate Burley? Yes, please.
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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:52 am

hugodrax wrote:I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
Also, what is “Enzo”?


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Re: Official Tobacco Fairy HQ Memo

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:58 am

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:52 am
hugodrax wrote:I think you should call your hottest, quickest burning blend "Enzo."
Also, what is “Enzo”?


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