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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by John-Boy » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:25 am

Del wrote:This is so worthy.....
A_Morley wrote: Re: I had a great time at Del's house!
...
Swing and a miss. That wasn't a rant.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by Del » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:47 am

John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:This is so worthy.....
A_Morley wrote: Re: I had a great time at Del's house!
...
Swing and a miss. That wasn't a rant.
I know. Don't care.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by John-Boy » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:06 pm

Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:This is so worthy.....
A_Morley wrote: Re: I had a great time at Del's house!
...
Swing and a miss. That wasn't a rant.
I know. Don't care.
LOL. Good call.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by SockPuppeh » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:16 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:This is so worthy.....
A_Morley wrote: Re: I had a great time at Del's house!
...
Swing and a miss. That wasn't a rant.
I know. Don't care.
LOL. Good call.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by Del » Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:06 pm

SockPuppeh wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:This is so worthy.....
A_Morley wrote: Re: I had a great time at Del's house!
...
Swing and a miss. That wasn't a rant.
I know. Don't care.
LOL. Good call.
dat iz Del, redfynng du kweshn to fit hiz ansr
You are jealous, Mr. Puppeh, because none of your finest rants have yet to merit a mention in this thread.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:09 pm

A_Morley wrote:I do so wish that someone would explain why it is that so many of the supposed smokers on this forum still approach the pastime with this “Tee-hee. We’re just a little bit naughty, I hope my pastor/worship leader/wife doesn’t find out that I smoke once every two months.”

It’s really annoying to be constantly reminded that an activity is potentially unhealthy, especially by people who are supposed to be advocates and practitioners of that activity. If you like smoking a pipe, then smoke an ever loving pipe and stop being such a Nancy about it. The one greatest flaw of this generation is its unwillingness to do anything boldly.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by SockPuppeh » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:59 pm

Del wrote:
SockPuppeh wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Del wrote:This is so worthy.....
A_Morley wrote: Re: I had a great time at Del's house!
...
Swing and a miss. That wasn't a rant.
I know. Don't care.
LOL. Good call.
dat iz Del, redfynng du kweshn to fit hiz ansr
You are jealous, Mr. Puppeh, because none of your finest rants have yet to merit a mention in this thread.
kep seyn dat tu yrself end mabe it wil kum jus az tru az evre thng els yu kep seyn
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by philofumo » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:10 pm

=D

kep seyn dat tu yrself end mabe it wil kum jus az tru az evre thng els yu kep seyn

Sockypoo, you sures gotta ways with them words,
and I like it.

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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by coco » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:10 pm

From "1001 Things that Annoy John-Boy"
coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Goats, in general.
Goats. And again I say, goats. Their incessant bleating, their appetite for things unmentionable, their pernicious desire to climb... Beelzebub himself is oft represented as a goat; for good reason. Never has a denizen of Hell been so worthy of the flames therein as a goat.

(Not the greatest rant, nor even a great rant, yet might give the newbies a little historical background.)
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:44 pm

coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote: I don't even like the wafers...
Communion wafers can hardly be considered food, much less a nourishing dietary staple that a man might consider to be vital for life. They are saltless, tasteless, plastic-bagged, preservative-laden, shameful chips of chemically hardened foam, the product of the dystopian end of the Industrial Revolution by a society enamored with mass-produced, cheap goods rather than the beauty and holiness of the sacrament.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:42 pm

John-Boy wrote:
coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote: I don't even like the wafers...
Communion wafers can hardly be considered food, much less a nourishing dietary staple that a man might consider to be vital for life. They are saltless, tasteless, plastic-bagged, preservative-laden, shameful chips of chemically hardened foam, the product of the dystopian end of the Industrial Revolution by a society enamored with mass-produced, cheap goods rather than the beauty and holiness of the sacrament.
Ha!

Beat me to it.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by FredS » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:49 pm

Remember that time DL Jake was stressed over finishing the new house, and moving, and work, and his fish bowls, and he almost flipped out and ranted?

Oh man, that would've been a good one.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:45 pm

FredS wrote:Remember that time DL Jake was stressed over finishing the new house, and moving, and work, and his fish bowls, and he almost flipped out and ranted?

Oh man, that would've been a good one.
HAHA... good times.
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:52 pm

John-Boy wrote:
FredS wrote:Remember that time DL Jake was stressed over finishing the new house, and moving, and work, and his fish bowls, and he almost flipped out and ranted?

Oh man, that would've been a good one.
HAHA... good times.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:10 am

philofumo wrote:=D

kep seyn dat tu yrself end mabe it wil kum jus az tru az evre thng els yu kep seyn

Sockypoo, you sures gotta ways with them words,
and I like it.

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Good rants are hard to find around here!
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Sam... actually that was not Irish Flake I gave you but... McBarens Navy Flake...
I'm so dissolusioned right now.
-Irish-Dane

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4440&start=20
Not really a rant, but that was a fun thread to go back and see my first thoughts on Irish Flake.

Now a good rant to find of mine would be where I did a pre-emptive, "shut your piehole" about the POY.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by Del » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:03 am

John-Boy wrote:
coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote: I don't even like the wafers...
Communion wafers can hardly be considered food, much less a nourishing dietary staple that a man might consider to be vital for life. They are saltless, tasteless, plastic-bagged, preservative-laden, shameful chips of chemically hardened foam, the product of the dystopian end of the Industrial Revolution by a society enamored with mass-produced, cheap goods rather than the beauty and holiness of the sacrament.
My friend in high school had the job of sacristan (setting up the chapel for Mass). This meant that he had access to the unconsecrated altar wine.

And when he got the munchies, he would sometimes snack on the unconsecrated hosts... which were devastatingly bland, of course. However, they weren't bad if you held the host in the charcoal tongs (for the incense burner) and toasted them with an altar candle.

He named this treat Host Toasties.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:13 am

Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote: I don't even like the wafers...
Communion wafers can hardly be considered food, much less a nourishing dietary staple that a man might consider to be vital for life. They are saltless, tasteless, plastic-bagged, preservative-laden, shameful chips of chemically hardened foam, the product of the dystopian end of the Industrial Revolution by a society enamored with mass-produced, cheap goods rather than the beauty and holiness of the sacrament.
My friend in high school had the job of sacristan (setting up the chapel for Mass). This meant that he had access to the unconsecrated altar wine.

And when he got the munchies, he would sometimes snack on the unconsecrated hosts... which were devastatingly bland, of course. However, they weren't bad if you held the host in the charcoal tongs (for the incense burner) and toasted them with an altar candle.

He named this treat Host Toasties.
You seem to know an awful lot about your "friend's" activities. Burn him, Wosbald!
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by A_Morley » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:07 pm

Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote: I don't even like the wafers...
Communion wafers can hardly be considered food, much less a nourishing dietary staple that a man might consider to be vital for life. They are saltless, tasteless, plastic-bagged, preservative-laden, shameful chips of chemically hardened foam, the product of the dystopian end of the Industrial Revolution by a society enamored with mass-produced, cheap goods rather than the beauty and holiness of the sacrament.
My friend in high school had the job of sacristan (setting up the chapel for Mass). This meant that he had access to the unconsecrated altar wine.

And when he got the munchies, he would sometimes snack on the unconsecrated hosts... which were devastatingly bland, of course. However, they weren't bad if you held the host in the charcoal tongs (for the incense burner) and toasted them with an altar candle.

He named this treat Host Toasties.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by Skip » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:09 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote: I don't even like the wafers...
Communion wafers can hardly be considered food, much less a nourishing dietary staple that a man might consider to be vital for life. They are saltless, tasteless, plastic-bagged, preservative-laden, shameful chips of chemically hardened foam, the product of the dystopian end of the Industrial Revolution by a society enamored with mass-produced, cheap goods rather than the beauty and holiness of the sacrament.
My friend in high school had the job of sacristan (setting up the chapel for Mass). This meant that he had access to the unconsecrated altar wine.

And when he got the munchies, he would sometimes snack on the unconsecrated hosts... which were devastatingly bland, of course. However, they weren't bad if you held the host in the charcoal tongs (for the incense burner) and toasted them with an altar candle.

He named this treat Host Toasties.
This is why Midwestern cradle catholics are God's cruelest mistake.
...excepting, possibly, the French.
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Re: Greatest Rants of CPS

Post by A_Morley » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:14 pm

Skip wrote:
A_Morley wrote:
Del wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote: I don't even like the wafers...
Communion wafers can hardly be considered food, much less a nourishing dietary staple that a man might consider to be vital for life. They are saltless, tasteless, plastic-bagged, preservative-laden, shameful chips of chemically hardened foam, the product of the dystopian end of the Industrial Revolution by a society enamored with mass-produced, cheap goods rather than the beauty and holiness of the sacrament.
My friend in high school had the job of sacristan (setting up the chapel for Mass). This meant that he had access to the unconsecrated altar wine.

And when he got the munchies, he would sometimes snack on the unconsecrated hosts... which were devastatingly bland, of course. However, they weren't bad if you held the host in the charcoal tongs (for the incense burner) and toasted them with an altar candle.

He named this treat Host Toasties.
This is why Midwestern cradle catholics are God's cruelest mistake.
...excepting, possibly, the French.
I've met tolerable, even likable, Frenchmen. This has yet to happen with these good ol' boy, gee shucks, herp derpers that Del and Hov so willfully represent.
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