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Post by A_Morley » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:29 pm

ZealousBob wrote:Mountain Dew contains pure unfiltered Truthiness. If you are ever not feeling well, and need an extra shot of Truthiness to get you through your day, go get yourself as much Mountain Dew as possible, and chug, chug, chug!

Many believe you should drink coffee to get through the day. However, that beverage has been corrupted by hippies and liberals, who put tons of creamer in it. Many of these so-called human beings drink the cream-tainted liquid death while reading evil books at an Ivy-league school library, or drink it while they hang out at Starbucks and discuss liberal nonsense while wearing their pretentious uppity clothes. To top it off, most bookstores now sell coffee, so people can drink it, while they...read more evil books! Probably books written by that moron Noam Chomsky, no doubt.

This cream-tainted form of Coffee and truthiness are exact opposites. It sucks the truthiness out of you, as it gives you the urge to read books and study things.

If you want a kick of truthiness, Mountain Dew is the only way to go.

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Post by dennisthemenace » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:31 pm

Lady Grey Tea w/ milk. I'm getting in touch w/ my feminine side.

And this is as far as it goes.
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Post by A_Morley » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:48 pm

jstrain wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Moxie: nothing less than the finest soft drink in all the land.
I have only known one other family that could stand to imbibe that concoction. I tried it once and swore it would never pass my lips again. I'm actually surprised, as I thought it was a regional beverage, and I'm fron Pa.

At any rate Morley, now that you've mentined your preference for it, I must say that I could picture nothing less in your cup.

Personally, I'm not drinking anything, but I'm looking forward to a Russian Imperial Stout from Iron Hill (a local brewpub chain round here) that has been languishing in my fridge until I can get my office redecorations completed, thereby securing me a haven of peace and calm in which to smoke and drink.
Moxie is, by and large, a regional beverage, though there are stores outside of the greater New England area that will carry it. One of the local markets here in Bend carries it in their gormet sodas section, mostly because I badgered them into stocking it. Next to tea, it is a liquid I can't do without.
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Post by PipeAndPint » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:15 pm

I am right now enjoying the latter half of a bottle of Bass Ale. I love this stuff.
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Post by PipeAndPint » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:16 pm

Skip wrote:
PipeAndPint wrote:
Skip wrote:
ZealousBob wrote:If you want a kick of truthiness, Mountain Dew is the only way to go.
Amen, Brother !!!
... says the man with the Devil's Own Brew as his avatar! :P
Remember: If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is a wheelchair!
So, umm.. speaking of Jack.. shouldn't one be hearing from them at some point? <redacted_emoji>
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Post by alchemyhunter » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:47 am

XL Dunkin' Donuts coffee, Hazelnut, 2 creams, 2 sugars

trying to go from this :zzz:

to this :coffee:
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Post by PipeAndPint » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:28 am

Eight O'Clock coffee.. french vanilla flavoured.. not my choice of flavour, but not bad..
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Post by ZealousBob » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:35 am

PipeAndPint wrote:Eight O'Clock coffee.. french vanilla flavoured.. not my choice of flavour, but not bad..
8O 8O 8O

This one is for you, pippy:
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I "hope" the fun of your devil sludge was worth the sin. Did you buy it at Hellbucks?

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Post by John-Boy » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:42 am

Office coffee
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Post by MDPiper » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:10 am

Toffe Latte Coffee.... talk about a sugar rush!
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Post by kendrck » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:11 am

had a couple Bailey's/rocks last night at the pub ... they tried to charge me for three
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Post by Skip » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:52 am

PipeAndPint wrote:
Skip wrote:
PipeAndPint wrote:
Skip wrote:
ZealousBob wrote:If you want a kick of truthiness, Mountain Dew is the only way to go.
Amen, Brother !!!
... says the man with the Devil's Own Brew as his avatar! :P
Remember: If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is a wheelchair!
So, umm.. speaking of Jack.. shouldn't one be hearing from them at some point? <redacted_emoji>
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:53 am

John-Boy wrote:
John-Boy wrote:sparkling mineral water
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Post by mountainman » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:57 am

A cup of Earl Grey, with a bit of cream.
Perfect on a snowy day like today
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Post by Zed » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:13 pm

3 parts 100% grape juice 1 part sparkling mineral water

good stuff. it goes great with a tomato sauce based meal or a spicy meal. Also good with cheese and bread.
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Post by PipeAndPint » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:29 pm

mountainman wrote:A cup of Earl Grey, with a bit of cream.
Perfect on a snowy day like today
maybe you'd like an umbrella to go with it?
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Post by kendrck » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:31 pm

PipeAndPint wrote:
mountainman wrote:A cup of Earl Grey, with a bit of cream.
Perfect on a snowy day like today
maybe you'd like an umbrella to go with it?
and don't forget to hold your pinky at the proper angle
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Post by TweednBriar » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:32 pm

PipeAndPint wrote:
mountainman wrote:A cup of Earl Grey, with a bit of cream.
Perfect on a snowy day like today
maybe you'd like an umbrella to go with it?
The maraschino cherry would curdle the cream.

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Post by MDPiper » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:52 pm

Iced Tea with Lemon
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Post by dennisthemenace » Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:13 pm

Sulawesi free trade black coffee from our local hippie dippie food co op. Great coffee, and a great place. The women who work there all look like they're from the '70s even tho' they are in their 20s. Reminds me of my semi wild youth. And of how much better life is now in my dotage. Praise God!
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