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Re: Confessions

Post by Del » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:35 am

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I was on my way to grab my grandson's little league coach by the collar, drag him out to the parking lot and smear his face into the concrete. My wife and daughter in law stopped me and calmed me down.

Other than that, I'm finding myself craving that Sinclair Highland Sliced tobacco that Jo and Phil posted about. Either that, or some good buffalo (bison) chips.
I confess I'm going to figure out a way to meet you. I think we'd get along pretty well, sir.

Also, been wanting to try this Highland Sliced, but I think the ship has sailed.
I had a rare chance to smoke with S&S a few years ago.

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:23 pm

We've finished lunch, and are relaxing in the den, and I'm staring at my wife.

"Want me to talk romantic to you?", I ask.
"No"

I pay a couple of "compliments" anyway.

"That's not romantic", she says.
"You sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure.".

I guess I should have known better. But still, a compliment is a compliment, the way I see it, from a husband to his wife of 40 years.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

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To learn who he is, I just had to google Mike Moustakas. Apparently he's the other white moose.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:13 am

One night when I was about 12, I spent about an hour passionately pleading with Satan to repent. As far as I can tell, he did not.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:24 am

Mom wasn't a drinker, but someone had given her a bottle of kosher wine. I helped myself to some when I was 18. I then replaced the wine I had drunk with grape soda that had gone flat.
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Post by Eruannu » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:25 pm

Fainn wrote:Mom wasn't a drinker, but someone had given her a bottle of kosher wine. I helped myself to some when I was 18. I then replaced the wine I had drunk with grape soda that had gone flat.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:10 pm

I bought a PowerBall ticket last night. It's a long story, but no matter, I bought it. A quick-pick, not one single number hit.

Next time I catch myself falling for this, I'll look around and see who looks like they can use two dollars, and then just give it to them. Of course, if they use it to buy a ticket and win, then I'll expect a big piece of the proceeds.
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Post by JimVH » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:39 pm

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I bought a PowerBall ticket last night. It's a long story, but no matter, I bought it. A quick-pick, not one single number hit.

Next time I catch myself falling for this, I'll look around and see who looks like they can use two dollars, and then just give it to them. Of course, if they use it to buy a ticket and win, then I'll expect a big piece of the proceeds.
Ditto. I wasted six bucks on the office pool. Sixty numbers and we didn't even hit a two dollar combo.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:06 am

Made the Ob/GYN confirm the gender yesterday. Was afraid the other one may have told us the wrong one or that parts had fallen off. She sometimes the regular Ob/GYN's do in fact sometimes get it wrong.
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Re: Confessions

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It breaks my heart daily knowing how little G-d thinks of me.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:51 pm

She was helping clean out closets, and boxing up books from shelves. Next thing, I see her help haul debris out to the roadside. Short red hair, short shorts, short hiking boots, short pair of gloves, and a dust respirator long enough to cover her face. I never did see her face. Nice legs and other proportions, so I just told myself that she was bound to be ugly. I was just curious. Nothing more.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

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Post by Eruannu » Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:09 pm

Fainn wrote:It breaks my heart daily knowing how little G-d thinks of me.
I'm confused are you saying that you are as Luther put it "a steaming pile of horse detritus with a white blanket thrown over the top and you know G-d knows this and holds it against you or that G-d is so busy that any thought he may have for one person is minute.?

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Post by Fainn » Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:30 pm

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Fainn wrote:It breaks my heart daily knowing how little G-d thinks of me.
I'm confused are you saying that you are as Luther put it "a steaming pile of horse detritus with a white blanket thrown over the top and you know G-d knows this and holds it against you or that G-d is so busy that any thought he may have for one person is minute.?

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Well, I was wrong for saying that. And today I met someone with less than I have. So I feel like of a selfish jerk.
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Post by Eruannu » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:26 am

Fainn wrote:
Eruannu wrote:
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Fainn wrote:It breaks my heart daily knowing how little G-d thinks of me.
I'm confused are you saying that you are as Luther put it "a steaming pile of horse detritus with a white blanket thrown over the top and you know G-d knows this and holds it against you or that G-d is so busy that any thought he may have for one person is minute.?

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Well, I was wrong for saying that. And today I met someone with less than I have. So I feel like of a selfish jerk.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:03 pm

By the grace of G-d I didn't end up in jail yesterday after one of the wife's fellow church member pretty much called me a deadbeat. Gee, I'm sorry my nervous breakdowns are an incovienence for you, person I barely know.
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I ate a donut today and had a diet Dr pepper yesterday

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Re: Confessions

Post by 424cat » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:57 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:10 pm
I bought a PowerBall ticket last night. It's a long story, but no matter, I bought it. A quick-pick, not one single number hit.

Next time I catch myself falling for this, I'll look around and see who looks like they can use two dollars, and then just give it to them. Of course, if they use it to buy a ticket and win, then I'll expect a big piece of the proceeds.
I don't spend much on PowerBall, 20-30 bucks a year for 15 plus years. I've cashed in a total of $6.00. I always say, I used up all of my luck, when my wife married me.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:10 pm

424cat wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:57 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:10 pm
I bought a PowerBall ticket last night. It's a long story, but no matter, I bought it. A quick-pick, not one single number hit.

Next time I catch myself falling for this, I'll look around and see who looks like they can use two dollars, and then just give it to them. Of course, if they use it to buy a ticket and win, then I'll expect a big piece of the proceeds.
I don't spend much on PowerBall, 20-30 bucks a year for 15 plus years. I've cashed in a total of $6.00. I always say, I used up all of my luck, when my wife married me.
Always remember: the lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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