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Re: Confessions

Post by Del » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:35 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:47 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
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I was on my way to grab my grandson's little league coach by the collar, drag him out to the parking lot and smear his face into the concrete. My wife and daughter in law stopped me and calmed me down.

Other than that, I'm finding myself craving that Sinclair Highland Sliced tobacco that Jo and Phil posted about. Either that, or some good buffalo (bison) chips.
I confess I'm going to figure out a way to meet you. I think we'd get along pretty well, sir.

Also, been wanting to try this Highland Sliced, but I think the ship has sailed.
I had a rare chance to smoke with S&S a few years ago.

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:23 pm

We've finished lunch, and are relaxing in the den, and I'm staring at my wife.

"Want me to talk romantic to you?", I ask.
"No"

I pay a couple of "compliments" anyway.

"That's not romantic", she says.
"You sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure.".

I guess I should have known better. But still, a compliment is a compliment, the way I see it, from a husband to his wife of 40 years.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:28 pm

To learn who he is, I just had to google Mike Moustakas. Apparently he's the other white moose.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:13 am

One night when I was about 12, I spent about an hour passionately pleading with Satan to repent. As far as I can tell, he did not.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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