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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:00 pm

I didn't pick up the hitchhiker who was sitting at the entrance ramp onto I-10 this morning. I looked him in the eye when I drove quickly past, and he looked me in the eye, before I glanced backward to check on-coming traffic on the highway. I was in a hurry and really didn't feel like picking him up.

May God forgive me ... I hope he ultimately got a ride.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by AFRS » Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:30 pm

He was picked-up and murdered by a serial killer.

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:32 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by sweetandsour » Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:34 pm

I made a co-worker pretty mad this afternoon. Heh ... yeah, he was pretty mad. I feel better now.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Post by GScott » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:32 pm

I've been lusting after a set of Ping G30's.

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Post by JimVH » Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:24 am

That gave me some serious goosebumps right there.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:59 am

JimVH wrote:
That gave me some serious goosebumps right there.
That settles it.

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Re: Confessions

Post by John-Boy » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:18 pm

I'm wearing Crocs.
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Post by Jocose » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:21 pm

I urinated on an electric fence, once.
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Post by John-Boy » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:41 pm

Jocose wrote:I urinated on an electric fence, once.
Shocking.
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Post by sweetandsour » Wed Sep 24, 2014 9:03 pm

My younger brother gave me a bottle of Glenlivet 15 last Christmas, and I only just tonight, opened it.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Post by Pepik » Wed Sep 24, 2014 9:05 pm

sweetandsour wrote:My younger brother gave me a bottle of Glenlivet 15 last Christmas, and I only just tonight, opened it.
Neat I hope. Yummy.
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Post by sweetandsour » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:05 pm

Today I told my boss (regarding HR), "I'll work with them, if they'll work with me". Under my breath I was saying "I'm getting a lawyer".
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Post by GScott » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:19 pm

I allowed my wife (she-who-must-always-be-obeyed) to start Blue Bloods all over again--for the 3rd time. Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa.

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Post by gravel » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:39 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
JimVH wrote:
That gave me some serious goosebumps right there.
That settles it.

I am not clicking on that link.
So worth clicking.

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Post by Jocose » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:00 pm

I saw some really weird link on CPS about sitting down to pee, like the Germans do, to prevent splashing..

Well, I've adopted the custom in my home and I must say my BR floor stays much, much cleaner, us being mostly boys that reside here.
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Post by OldWorldSwine » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:55 pm

Jocose wrote:I urinated on an electric fence, once.
"Once"
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Post by John-Boy » Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:35 pm

I've almost finished the tin of Wasabi Peas... it will be empty soon.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:41 am

Touch me, turn me on, and burn me down ... that's what 3 Nuns did to me. Ended up on the couch passed out all night. Won't make SS this morning ... worship only, then some lunch. Probly some other factors involved besides the vitamin-N, but for sure I wont' be smoking with the 3 ladies in my truck again soon.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by peter cornbriar » Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:45 am

sweetandsour wrote:I didn't pick up the hitchhiker who was sitting at the entrance ramp onto I-10 this morning. I looked him in the eye when I drove quickly past, and he looked me in the eye, before I glanced backward to check on-coming traffic on the highway. I was in a hurry and really didn't feel like picking him up.

May God forgive me ... I hope he ultimately got a ride.
So you were the guy who didn't pick me up while standing on the side of whatever interstate runs through South Alabama in 95 degree heat for 4+ hours back in 1985 :x
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