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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:49 am

peter corncob wrote:
sweetandsour wrote:I didn't pick up the hitchhiker who was sitting at the entrance ramp onto I-10 this morning. I looked him in the eye when I drove quickly past, and he looked me in the eye, before I glanced backward to check on-coming traffic on the highway. I was in a hurry and really didn't feel like picking him up.

May God forgive me ... I hope he ultimately got a ride.
So you were the guy who didn't pick me up while standing on the side of whatever interstate runs through South Alabama in 95 degree heat for 4+ hours back in 1985 :x
So I'm forgiven, then? Thanks! Drop by anytime for a sip of something and a bowl of 3 nuns.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by Grizzly » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:38 am

gravel wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
JimVH wrote:
That gave me some serious goosebumps right there.
That settles it.

I am not clicking on that link.
So worth clicking.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Grizzly » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:39 am

I'm confessing that I said "I have nothing to confess....."
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:59 am

I drank from the milk jug. My wife mildly complained, and after a brief discussion, she stuck her finger down into the milk jug and rolled it around. I said "gimme the jug back", and took another drink. "Why'd you do that"? she asked. "I stuck my tongue in it" I replied.

After a few seconds of contemplation, she poured about a glass of milk out into the sink, put the lid on, and put the jug with remaining milk back into the fridge. "There, you have enough left for your cereal in the morning" ... I'm getting my own personal jug of milk" she said, with a smile.

"What's the big deal?", I'm thinking. But, at least she's smiling.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:31 pm

I mixed 15yr Glenlivet with cranberry juice. And drank it.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:40 pm

sweetandsour wrote:I mixed 15yr Glenlivet with cranberry juice. And drank it.
Praying.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Thunktank » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:51 pm

We had a "pie party" at my office yesterday. We had a good turn out but we still had extra pies left over. I keep having small slivers of pie off and on all day. I know those "small slivers" are adding up. But it's like having porn on the wall in front of me, I can't help but to peak every now and then. I think I shall do penance and self flagellate with my gym equipment now.

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Post by bilder » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:12 am

I like box wine.
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Post by bilder » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:36 pm

I also smoke aromatics indoors when my wife is not home. She thinks I spray air freshener around.
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Re: Confessions

Post by tarheel7734 » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:59 pm

Its been over a week since I smoked a pipe.

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:06 pm

The turkey was pre-cooked and I am but warming it up in the oven.
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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:00 pm

We are not celebrating Thanksgiving.

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:52 pm

I've ended up eating an entire pecan pie by myself over the last 3 days. Ate the 1st slice after Thursday's lunch, been grazing on it since then, finishing it off this afternoon. Now what? ... I dunno.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Post by MrPiper » Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:51 pm

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Re: Confessions

Post by Thunktank » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:04 pm

I often put stevia in my tea and coffee.

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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:59 pm

Lesbians?

Two nice-looking middle aged or slightly younger ladies walked out of the Starbucks in a small town near Houston this morning, and very shortly after exiting the door, embraced each other with a long hug followed by a lengthy lip-locking no-nonsense kiss, and then went to their separate cars. I saw it.

That's not something that a straight-laced old fart like me sees very often (if ever), and I'm just now gettin back right. In fact, the scene is still lingering in my head even now. I'm thinking that if it had been a couple of guys, I'd still be throwing up. Two nice-looking girls? ... kind-of turns me off, but I ain't nauseated.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Post by sweetandsour » Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:01 am

So, I'm here in San Diego. Been here since Sun night, and haven't smoked, not even once. No smoking on the hotel grounds, they say ... but I have this balcony, and it's 4 a.m. here at the moment, and I have a cup of fresh-brewed-in-the-room coffee in my hand, and ....
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:32 am

It occurred to me this morning, that although I'm in my 60's, I still get a kick out of watching the blue water in the toilet bowl gradually turn green.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:35 am

sweetandsour wrote:It occurred to me this morning, that although I'm in my 60's, I still get a kick out of watching the blue water in the toilet bowl gradually turn green.
This somehow makes me feel more normal.

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:10 pm

While listening to tv but not watching, I realized that Rachael Ray must be the voice for Rocky the Squirrel. Especially when she gets excited.

I confess that I'm watching Giada but not listening.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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