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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Fri May 12, 2017 8:35 am

I just watched this in the Random video thread and laughed:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umRRCkspaQU

I blame durangopope.
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Re: Confessions

Post by durangopipe » Fri May 12, 2017 8:37 am

I confess.
It was my fault.
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Re: Confessions

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 12, 2017 10:47 am

durangopipe wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 8:37 am
I confess.
It was my fault.
Your fault. Your fault? Your most grievous fault?

I heard that you did some stuff and failed to do some stuff.

I'll pray to the Lord Our God for you. I'm in the same boat.
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Re: Confessions

Post by mont974x4 » Fri May 12, 2017 10:57 am

I think Starbucks coffee is over-rated, over-roasted burnt water.

I do like their double smoked bacon sandwich.


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Re: Confessions

Post by Jocose » Fri May 12, 2017 11:50 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 10:57 am
I think Starbucks coffee is over-rated, over-roasted burnt water.

I do like their double smoked bacon sandwich.


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Re: Confessions

Post by mont974x4 » Fri May 12, 2017 11:51 am

Jocose wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 10:57 am
I think Starbucks coffee is over-rated, over-roasted burnt water.

I do like their double smoked bacon sandwich.


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Wrong thread!
It was a confession.

I also think it is overpriced.


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Re: Confessions

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 12, 2017 12:28 pm

Helping Jack with English question today, "Put a star by that one. Ask your mom later. I have no idea."
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Re: Confessions

Post by mont974x4 » Fri May 12, 2017 1:44 pm

I don't know half as much as I think I know. And what I do know, I know half as well as I should.


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Re: Confessions

Post by Cleon » Mon May 22, 2017 11:20 am

I don't care about water in a meteorite. I also don't care about science that much. Blasphemy!
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Re: Confessions

Post by TwoXseveN » Mon May 22, 2017 12:34 pm

I absolutely hate getting my hair cut. It is one of the worst experiences I continually put myself through.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:47 pm

So we're having a late night meal at a local ihop. Hostess wants to seat us at the very first booth, no further than 6' or so from her stand. "No", I said. So she walks us to the back by the restrooms. "I'd like to be away from the pee odor", I said with a smile. Then she sits us at a booth next to where they keep all of the pitchers and coffee pots. I sat down and got up several times. "What are you doing", my wife asks. "Just seeing if my pants stick to the seat cushion".
They didn't. But then we watched as a group came in, and the guy ran his finger across the seat cushion and then smelled his finger. Then I didn't feel so bad.
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Re: Confessions

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:09 am

TwoXseveN wrote:
Mon May 22, 2017 12:34 pm
I absolutely hate getting my hair cut. It is one of the worst experiences I continually put myself through.
I'm exact opposite. I love getting my hair cut. I've told my wife if we were rich I'd get my hair cut every week like I did when I was in the Marines.
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Post by mont974x4 » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:55 am

I got to read a couple of comments coworkers made in connection with my semi-annual employee evaluation. They made my eyes sweat a little.


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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:13 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:55 am
I got to read a couple of comments coworkers made in connection with my semi-annual employee evaluation. They made my eyes sweat a little.


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Formal tic the box evaluations are one of the things I don't miss, although I was always pleasantly surprised with my peer reviews.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:59 pm

A petite and pretty brunette Dental Hygienist cleaned and flossed my teeth today. If it was back in time, I was her age or close, and not married and didn't know my wife existed, I'd probably ask her out.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by Tatanka » Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:48 pm

My wife surprised me today with my last Father's Day gift. My first Pedicure EVER in the Xscape Salon. Our daughter gave it to me. Ahhhh! It almost put me to sleep! I won't make fun of it anymore!
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:05 pm

I was on my way to grab my grandson's little league coach by the collar, drag him out to the parking lot and smear his face into the concrete. My wife and daughter in law stopped me and calmed me down.

Other than that, I'm finding myself craving that Sinclair Highland Sliced tobacco that Jo and Phil posted about. Either that, or some good buffalo (bison) chips.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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Re: Confessions

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:47 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:05 pm
I was on my way to grab my grandson's little league coach by the collar, drag him out to the parking lot and smear his face into the concrete. My wife and daughter in law stopped me and calmed me down.

Other than that, I'm finding myself craving that Sinclair Highland Sliced tobacco that Jo and Phil posted about. Either that, or some good buffalo (bison) chips.
I confess I'm going to figure out a way to meet you. I think we'd get along pretty well, sir.

Also, been wanting to try this Highland Sliced, but I think the ship has sailed.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:47 pm

When I was 18, I snuck into a movie theater with a girl. Then I found out my dad had snuck into the same theater when he was a teenager.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:23 pm

Not sure which is worse, Jo's avatars or Juregg's signature pic. But I'm considering both. I dunno. I think perhaps Juregg's may win the prize.
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful. Psalm 31:23

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