Christmas Joy for coco!

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:09 pm

I missed out on this last year..but I am waiting with baited breath for the celebration opportunity this year :wavey:
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by John-Boy » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:10 pm

Bloodhound wrote:I missed out on this last year..but I am waiting with baited breath for the celebration opportunity this year :wavey:
I've gotten a number of catalogs from Heifer International through the year... it's raised the level of anticipation... :bacon:
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:43 pm

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JimVH wrote:Stay tuned, folks. I have big plans for this year's Christmas Goat Extravaganza!
Waiting.... 8O
I'm sure you won't be unexcited.
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:52 pm

John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:Stay tuned, folks. I have big plans for this year's Christmas Goat Extravaganza!
Waiting.... 8O
I want in on this.
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by John-Boy » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:53 pm

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco! UPDATED for 2016

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:31 pm

That's right, it's time for the 2nd Annual Christmas Joy for Coco Campaign! Oh heck yeah...

I am buying shares of a goat for a poor farmer in coco's honor through Heifer International. Goats are $120, or $10 per share. This year I'm doubling my commitment to twelve shares/matching. That means we have a TWO GOAT POTENTIAL. One goat wasn't good enough for Noah, why should it be enough for us? Am I right, my brothers and sisters? Can I get a witness? :witness:

I will match donations up to twelve shares. If you would like to help spread the goat wealth you'll not only be helping a poor farming family, you will help Coco sleep better at night knowing there's another pair of goats adding value to the world.

This will not be unrewarding.

If you want to join me, just go to http://www.heifer.org/gift-catalog/anim ... ation.html, make your donation, and post here. Again, I'll match up to twelve shares.

It's for the children... but mostly for coco.

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:12 pm

1/12 on the way. :bacon:
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco! UPDATED for 2016

Post by coco » Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:20 pm

What the...?

This again?!
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by John-Boy » Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:54 pm

Haven't bought my share yet... but soon... (bump)
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by AFRS » Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:14 pm

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Goatzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Goatzilla

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco! UPDATED for 2016

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:54 pm

Just so darned cute, huh coco. I guarantee the one on the right will be paid for.

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:46 pm

AFRS wrote:With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Goatzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Goatzilla

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How nature points up the folly of men
+Zilla, zilla, zilla, go, go goatzilla!
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:51 am

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:20 am

Well, we're up to number one and we're having lots of fun...

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I believe this puts us at 1-1/12th goats. Let's not speculate on which 12th we have.
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by UncleBob » Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:02 am

JimVH wrote:Well, we're up to number one and we're having lots of fun...

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I believe this puts us at 1-1/12th goats. Let's not speculate on which 12th we have.
Yay!!

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:18 am

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by tuttle » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:15 am

JimVH is maybe my most favorite person, not only on CPS, but ever.
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by coco » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:22 am

tuttle wrote:JimVH is maybe my most favorite person, not only on CPS, but ever.
Yet even the best men have their weaknesses. Jim's is his overt and inexplicable love of goats.
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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:15 am

Look how thankful these folks are today:

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Re: Christmas Joy for coco!

Post by AFRS » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:33 am

JimVH wrote:Look how thankful these folks are today:

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That's some heart-warming goatitude, right there.

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