Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

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Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Jocose » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:43 pm

Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Seriously?

I like all things pipe and pipe tobacco. The ritual, the solitude, the history, the relaxation and enjoyment, the process and the learning. The friends and friendships associated with our noble hobby. The tobaccos and the artists who share the passion.

I could go on but would rather just light a pipe and meditate for a bit.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:45 pm

Jocose wrote:Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Seriously?

I like all things pipe and pipe tobacco. The ritual, the solitude, the history, the relaxation and enjoyment, the process and the learning. The friends and friendships associated with our noble hobby. The tobaccos and the artists who share the passion.

I could go on but would rather just light a pipe and meditate for a bit.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:55 pm

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:56 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
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Landlords.
You mean pipeophobes?
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Del » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:57 pm

Most people avoid tobacco.

Most users prefer quicker and easier ways to get their nicotine.

Young hipsters like to make everything as complicated as possible. Pipes are too "mainstream" -- they'd rather huff on a hookah.

But the rest of us.... We like pipes!

And sometimes cigars.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by serapion » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:15 pm

I like pipes.


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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:21 pm

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Goose55 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:28 pm

Pipe smoking is the goo! No better way to enjoy the best quality tobaccos available.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by JimVH » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:53 pm

I don't like it. I just fake it so you guys will hang out with me.

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:27 pm

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Onyx » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:03 am

I like it. But I don't have much more to say about it.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by A_Morley » Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:42 am

Del wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:57 pm
Young hipsters like to make everything as complicated as possible. Pipes are too "mainstream" -- they'd rather huff on a hookah.
As ever, Del, you are a moron and you need to shut up. Thanks to the hipster demographic, pipes and pipe tobacco have been seeing a greater increase in sales, visibility, and popularity than they have in decades. I won't say that I patently approve of the hipster subculture in the same way that I patently disapprove of whatever the hell your feeble, bald, culturally obsolete self identifies as, but thanks to the hipster, we've seen pipes appearing on the pages of the New Yorker, in the hands of famous musicians and celebrities, and even in children's books.

Now go drink your diet Kool-Aid and stare blankly at your vinyl siding and, for once in your misbegotten life, try not to talk about something you know nothing about, dammit.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Gabriel » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:05 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:21 pm
I'll take yer mom for six hundred please, Alex.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:02 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:05 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:21 pm
I'll take yer mom for six hundred please, Alex.
So. Much. Temptation...

Leaving it alone...
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by TNLawPiper » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:15 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:42 am
diet Kool-Aid
I peed.

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:28 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:15 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:42 am
diet Kool-Aid
I peed.
In the potty? Did you wash your hands?

You may have one M and M. Two when you learn to poo on your own. Proud of you, TN.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by TNLawPiper » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:03 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:28 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:15 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:42 am
diet Kool-Aid
I peed.
In the potty? Did you wash your hands?

You may have one M and M. Two when you learn to poo on your own. Proud of you, TN.
Ur a doofus

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by mustangii » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:32 pm

Del wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:57 pm
Most people avoid tobacco.

Most users prefer quicker and easier ways to get their nicotine.

Young hipsters like to make everything as complicated as possible. Pipes are too "mainstream" -- they'd rather huff on a hookah.

But the rest of us.... We like pipes!

And sometimes cigars.
I like my pipes, but also like hookah from time to time. I don't think I qualify being a hipster, but I do have some skinny jeans. And at 58 I don't qualify as young anymore. :lol:
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Fainn » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:34 pm

I like pipes.
I like cigars.
I even like Camel Mellow Snus which I plan to sneak into the delivery room.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Vernon » Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:17 am

I like my pipes because it is a nice relaxing time. Also that I can try new tobaccos from time to time. If only I had more time and a friend to enjoy them with.

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