Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by sugarcane1 » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:01 pm

My name is Sugarcane, and I'm a pipeaholic.

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Thunktank » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:53 pm

I enjoyed VA No.1 and PS luxury Bullseye this morning with coffee and a friend who also smokes a pipe, while relaxing on his cabin deck in the woods. I don't smoke often, but when I do. . .

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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Rusty » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:20 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:53 pm
I enjoyed VA No.1 and PS luxury Bullseye this morning with coffee and a friend who also smokes a pipe, while relaxing on his cabin deck in the woods. I don't smoke often, but when I do. . .
Both at once? Y'mean in the same pipe... simultaneously? Joseph on crutch... that's like crossing the beams ... a Danish conflagration. Quick... administer 1st aid. 2 parts Milk of Magnesia, 1 part Kaopectate ... just slosh it around your mouth, and spit... repeat as necessary. Don't swallow. Got that? DON'T SWALLOW.

I'm here to report that Goose hates pipes. It's sad I know but it's true. He has committed to torturing pipes. Satan has him.
Is there an exorcist in the house? Failing that somebody pull the plug. Let's power cycle the torturer.
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Thunktank » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:56 pm

Rusty wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:20 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:53 pm
I enjoyed VA No.1 and PS luxury Bullseye this morning with coffee and a friend who also smokes a pipe, while relaxing on his cabin deck in the woods. I don't smoke often, but when I do. . .
Both at once? Y'mean in the same pipe... simultaneously? Joseph on crutch... that's like crossing the beams ... a Danish conflagration. Quick... administer 1st aid. 2 parts Milk of Magnesia, 1 part Kaopectate ... just slosh it around your mouth, and spit... repeat as necessary. Don't swallow. Got that? DON'T SWALLOW.

I'm here to report that Goose hates pipes. It's sad I know but it's true. He has committed to torturing pipes. Satan has him.
Is there an exorcist in the house? Failing that somebody pull the plug. Let's power cycle the torturer.
The PS Luxury Bulleye was aged beyond flavor anyway. Only the slightest bit of spice was left, the much younger Va No. 1 tasted wonderful following it. Pesrsonally, I think Goose hates his own mouth. Did you see him restore that abused Dunhill? Someone, probably a crusty old man like you, smoked the root out of that briar! Good lord, you can airbrush an sagging woman, and you can refinish an old pipe, but in the end it is very used.

Did that sound awful? :lol:
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Re: Who doesn't like pipes or pipe smoking?

Post by Fainn » Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:06 pm

sugarcane1 wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:01 pm
My name is Sugarcane, and I'm a pipeaholic.

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Hi, Sugarcane. Thanks for sharing.
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