The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:17 am

I'm adding this honor to my vita in hopes of impressing my provost and securing a promotion to vice assistant underdean.
Should work. If we're about anything as an institution, it's administrative bloat.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:37 am

Gosh Jim, I feel all warm and fuzzy now. You are the best. I shall treasure this for the rest of my life.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by wosbald » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:35 pm

+JMJ+
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:16 pm
Omar Khayyak (I was afraid the sound of the name would make some wound-up redneck think I’m an isis lovin’ leftist and jihad me)
Allahu Kayakkbar?




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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:45 pm

wosbald wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:35 pm
+JMJ+
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:16 pm
Omar Khayyak (I was afraid the sound of the name would make some wound-up redneck think I’m an isis lovin’ leftist and jihad me)
Allahu Kayakkbar?
Chortle.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:40 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:58 am
I'm sorry y'all feel butt-hurt disappointed. Truly. Maybe this will offer you some consolation:

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:24 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:45 pm
wosbald wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:35 pm
+JMJ+
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:16 pm
Omar Khayyak (I was afraid the sound of the name would make some wound-up redneck think I’m an isis lovin’ leftist and jihad me)
Allahu Kayakkbar?
Chortle.
I'm sure this is funny but with all your smarts you still don't know the difference between a redneck and hillbilly.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:35 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:24 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:45 pm
wosbald wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:35 pm
+JMJ+
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:16 pm
Omar Khayyak (I was afraid the sound of the name would make some wound-up redneck think I’m an isis lovin’ leftist and jihad me)
Allahu Kayakkbar?
Chortle.
I'm sure this is funny but with all your smarts you still don't know the difference between a redneck and hillbilly.
Having been raised by both races, I sometimes get confused.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:50 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:35 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:24 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:45 pm
wosbald wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:35 pm
+JMJ+
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:16 pm
Omar Khayyak (I was afraid the sound of the name would make some wound-up redneck think I’m an isis lovin’ leftist and jihad me)
Allahu Kayakkbar?
Chortle.
I'm sure this is funny but with all your smarts you still don't know the difference between a redneck and hillbilly.
Having been raised by both races, I sometimes get confused.
That comment was directed at the wos.
Rednecks out number hillbillies 100 to 1 in Texas as opposed to the Ozarks where it is a pretty even split.
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