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The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:48 pm

Apparently naming your kayak is now hip and cool, and since I'm nothing if not hip and cool, I'm coming to you for inspiration. So, submit your idea(s) in this thread. I'll pick a winner as soon as I start getting tired of the thread. The winning name will earn one unopened tin of good quality tobacco. If I'm impressed enough to actually put your proposed name on my boat I'll throw in a pipe.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:50 pm

Lol, I’ve got two unnamed kayaks, I’ve never heard of such a thing...


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:01 pm

"Scooter"

BTW, I guess I'm confirmed not cool or hip. I've not (yet) seen a named kayak.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:09 pm

Cinch.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:11 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:01 pm
"Scooter"

BTW, I guess I'm confirmed not cool or hip. I've not (yet) seen a named kayak.
My dad called me Scooter as a kid. You get a bonus point.




I follow a few different kayaking pages on FB. It's pretty regular that one of them will have a kayak name thread running. Just seemed like a good idea for a contest.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:30 am

Consuela, should we be assuming the gender of sed kayak?


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JMG » Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:09 am

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:30 am
Consuela, should we be assuming the gender of sed kayak?


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Post by JMG » Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:13 am

- Row Tie (You know instead of bow tie)
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by hugodrax » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:11 am

Although I always liked Calvin and Hobbes, I never understood Calvin's father until I had kids. They are always asking odd questions. Who was the first man to plant a tulip? Who invented the pencil? Who decided that eating rice was a good idea?

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:12 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:09 pm
Cinch.

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Post by gaining_age » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:42 am

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Post by durangopipe » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:41 pm

JimVH wrote: My dad called me Scooter as a kid.
Scooter II
Scooter Two
Scooter Too
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