The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Gabriel » Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:52 pm

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:17 pm

hugodrax wrote:
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Although I always liked Calvin and Hobbes, I never understood Calvin's father until I had kids. They are always asking odd questions. Who was the first man to plant a tulip? Who invented the pencil? Who decided that eating rice was a good idea?

The answer is always "Steve."

Your kayak should be named "Steve."
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Post by Jocose » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:44 pm

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Gabriel » Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:26 pm

I asked my kids and got the following responses:

Black Pearl

The Intercepter

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Low Rider

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The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:28 pm

JMG wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
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Consuela, should we be assuming the gender of sed kayak?


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I wonder how snowflakes deal with the Spanish language...it assumes the gender of everything.
Yea it’s kind of fun teaching them that in the classroom, really bursts their bubble...


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by hugodrax » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:58 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:03 pm

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Awesome.
or this maybehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d87XQ6S8Dz0
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:17 pm

This just in from the smarta$$ grandson department:

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:35 pm

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Fainn » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:07 pm

I'm under the impression that ships are all women, so I suggest a feminin name.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:43 pm

Betty Cann
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Bea Stihl
Les S. Moore
Carrie E. Back
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:06 pm

Ellen Back
Gerri Riggs
Ida Jaun
Ima Payne
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by durangopipe » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:45 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:06 pm
Ellen Back
Gerri Riggs
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Ima Payne
Bertha Venation?
Bernard Bridges?
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JMG » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:14 am

JimVH wrote:
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