The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:32 am

hugodrax wrote:Wife Avoidance Technique No. 1.
WAT-1 for short


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:40 am

This thread is awesome, for those friends fans I’m going to elaborate on my earlier suggestion: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock


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SlowToke wrote:
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Post by ReverendThom » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:01 am

Kayak.

Get it? It's kayak spelled backwards.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:19 am

ReverendThom wrote:
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Kayak.

Get it? It's kayak spelled backwards.

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Post by Cleon » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:26 am

Tip if it's a male kayak.
Tippi if it's female.
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+JMJ+

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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:34 am

I have a friend whose boat is named "The Dog House"
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:52 am

Bloodhound wrote:
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I have a friend whose boat is named "The Dog House"
I saw a boat on the lake once called Out of the House.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by coco » Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:28 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
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