The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:31 pm

wosbald wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:56 am
+JMJ+

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Jake » Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:47 pm

I thought of suggesting that you name it Rita... I mean, what ELSE?

But then I thought of ...

Rita's Respite
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:18 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:31 pm
wosbald wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:56 am
+JMJ+

Omar Khayyak
Ok. I LOLed.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:51 pm

coco wrote:
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Roadmaster wrote:
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:30 pm

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Just for fun here’s an unsolicited pic of one of my two boats


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by ReverendThom » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:13 pm

Bow Tide

(Did somebody say that one already?)

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by gaining_age » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:30 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:30 pm
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Just for fun here’s an unsolicited pic of one of my two boats


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by gaining_age » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:45 pm

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by gaining_age » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:49 pm

Catfish.



Q:What's the difference between a kayaker and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other one's a fish.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by durangopipe » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:58 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:31 pm
wosbald wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:56 am
+JMJ+

Omar Khayyak
Ok. I LOLed.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:37 am

gaining_age wrote:
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:30 pm
Image

Just for fun here’s an unsolicited pic of one of my two boats


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What's her name?
That would be a whole nother thread, I just call it “the dagger” and the other one is “the savage” but that’s just what’s printed on the boat, so not very original....


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:20 am

Jake wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:47 pm
I thought of suggesting that you name it Rita... I mean, what ELSE?

But then I thought of ...

Rita's Respite
We used to have a pontoon boat that I referred to as the MargaRita. Once. I thought it would be a clever play-on-words tribute to my wife and her Texas-girl appreciation for margaritas. No, no it was not. You see, I hadn't considered that the girl I dated before Rita was named Margaret.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:05 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:20 am
Jake wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:47 pm
I thought of suggesting that you name it Rita... I mean, what ELSE?

But then I thought of ...

Rita's Respite
We used to have a pontoon boat that I referred to as the MargaRita. Once. I thought it would be a clever play-on-words tribute to my wife and her Texas-girl appreciation for margaritas. No, no it was not. You see, I hadn't considered that the girl I dated before Rita was named Margaret.

That went over like a fart in church, just hanging there in the sanctuary, never dissipating.
So I guess Margaret is a definite no.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by UncleBob » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:13 am

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:16 am

From The Great Outdoors - Suck My Wake
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by coco » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:03 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:05 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:20 am
Jake wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:47 pm
I thought of suggesting that you name it Rita... I mean, what ELSE?

But then I thought of ...

Rita's Respite
We used to have a pontoon boat that I referred to as the MargaRita. Once. I thought it would be a clever play-on-words tribute to my wife and her Texas-girl appreciation for margaritas. No, no it was not. You see, I hadn't considered that the girl I dated before Rita was named Margaret.

That went over like a fart in church, just hanging there in the sanctuary, never dissipating.
So I guess Margaret is a definite no.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by FredS » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:44 am

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 28, 2017 2:25 pm

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by gaining_age » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:40 pm

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:23 pm

Gator Bait
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