The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by hugodrax » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:45 pm

durangopipe wrote:
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JimVH wrote: My dad called me Scooter as a kid.
Scooter II
Scooter Two
Scooter Too
I looked like Scooter as a kid,
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by ReverendThom » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:20 pm

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Thunktank » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:54 pm

Fish Sleigher

Tupperware Party

Plastic Therapy

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by wosbald » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:31 pm

+JMJ+

The Thumkmeister is back. All's rite with the world. :D




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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:35 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:54 pm
Tupperware Party
Audible chuckle.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JMG » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:44 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:35 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:54 pm
Tupperware Party
Audible chuckle.
FTW.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by ReverendThom » Mon Oct 30, 2017 4:39 am

Thunktank wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:54 pm
Fish Sleigher

Tupperware Party

Plastic Therapy
haha winner in my books
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:01 am

"CMA"
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:17 am

We need a ruling on this.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:57 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:17 am
We need a ruling on this.
Yes, yes we do. The accounting firm of Dummand Dummer is tabulating the results as we speak.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:37 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:57 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:17 am
We need a ruling on this.
Yes, yes we do. The accounting firm of Dummand Dummer is tabulating the results as we speak.
It's "Steve," isn't it?
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:16 pm

With all due respect and apologies to Steve, it's a tie. And the winners are:
Thunktank wrote:Tupperware Party
durangopipe wrote:Bass Ackwards
Gentlemen, please pm me with your tobacco inclinations and I’ll dig out a worthy prize to send to you.

Honorable Mentions (and why they were rejected):
Fatberg (I was afraid people would start calling me fatberg instead of the boat – understandable, but no less hurtful)
Omar Khayyak (I was afraid the sound of the name would make some wound-up redneck think I’m an isis lovin’ leftist and jihad me)
Gator Bait (I was afraid it might be prophetic)
Bow Tied (I was afraid someone would think it’s a play on roll tide and think I’m a fan <shiver>)
Potato Face (I was afraid people would make fun of the fact that I actually have a potato face)

Thanks to all of you for playing.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by durangopipe » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:13 pm

WooHoo!
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:59 pm

What a ride! That was fun, can we do it again?


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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:07 pm

I have a serious case of sour grapes.
I expect I shall get over it.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Thunktank » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:32 pm

Lol! The Steves win!

You should put Bass Ackwards on the rear end of the Kayak and Tupperware Party in the front. One on each side.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:08 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:07 pm
I have a serious case of sour grapes.
I expect I shall get over it.
I do as well.
I will not get over it.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:00 am

If it wasn't Jim running this contest I'd say it was rigged.
As thus we sat in darkness
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"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:58 am

I'm sorry y'all feel butt-hurt disappointed. Truly. Maybe this will offer you some consolation:

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Enjoy, snowflakes friends.
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Re: The Name Jim's Kayak Contest

Post by Jester » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:11 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:58 am
I'm sorry y'all feel butt-hurt disappointed. Truly. Maybe this will offer you some consolation:

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Enjoy, snowflakes friends.
Can you send this to me in a printable format?
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