There's a great little town in SE Texas called Sargent, located on the Gulf of Mexico. One of those towns with two different populations; a summer population, and fall-winter-spring population. I'm sure stores there carry Zinfandel and Schlitz, both, in summer or winter.
Speaking of renting beer, I still chuckle at the scene in the Astrodome restroom years ago, while waiting in line for a spot at the urinal trough. Guys were lined up at the trough, drinking beer in, while streams of "used beer" drained out.