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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by UncleBob » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:54 pm

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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Rusty » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:59 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:46 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:32 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:28 pm
Delingpole looks to be smoking an ultra- chubby apple
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Maybe he can pull this shape off because of the WW1 uniform?
Is that the source of your desire?
He has a thin face. You have a much rounder face and head.
I really doubt it's absolutely necessary to dress up in WW1 battle dress. But whatever floats your boat.
I'm looking at the pipe. The size relates, I think, to my pots but the roundness looks more comfortable in the hand like my bent apples.
I look at the WW1 uniform because, well, it's distracting. French, isn't it?
Hilaire Belloc would be amused.
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But is that it? Is that the source of the chubby Applen interest? If so then you just have to find it.
Some folks choke up on the pipe so its length is indeterminant in that pic.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Rusty » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:00 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:46 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:32 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:28 pm
Delingpole looks to be smoking an ultra- chubby apple
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Maybe he can pull this shape off because of the WW1 uniform?
Is that the source of your desire?
He has a thin face. You have a much rounder face and head.
I really doubt it's absolutely necessary to dress up in WW1 battle dress. But whatever floats your boat.
I'm looking at the pipe. The size relates, I think, to my pots but the roundness looks more comfortable in the hand like my bent apples.
I look at the WW1 uniform because, well, it's distracting. French, isn't it?
Hilaire Belloc would be amused.
Image
But is that it? Is that the source of the chubby Apple interest? If so then you just have to find it.
Some folks choke up on the pipe so its length is indeterminant in that pic.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Rusty » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:07 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:48 pm
Wayne Teipen's 4th pipe, the first one he sold that got the ball rolling, is a somewhat chubby apple shape. He called it a tomato. Bottom of this page: http://teipenpipes.com/gallery/

Why do I bring this up? That pipe will be for sale very soon right here on CPS. 8O
This one?

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That's a bent.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:10 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:29 pm
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:26 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:52 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am

Upshall, and this is an example of a chubby Apple
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This one makes me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
I don't know that I'd go that far.

I do always enjoy when Rusty posts photos of his burgundy pipes. That little Upshall has made an appearance or two before and I always like it.
Yes, yes, Burgundy pipes.
The gym rope comment sailed over my head. I have no idea what he means.
Sorry, I guess it was too long ago for you old farts.

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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Rusty » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:16 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:10 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:29 pm
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:26 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:52 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am

Upshall, and this is an example of a chubby Apple
Image
This one makes me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
I don't know that I'd go that far.

I do always enjoy when Rusty posts photos of his burgundy pipes. That little Upshall has made an appearance or two before and I always like it.
Yes, yes, Burgundy pipes.
The gym rope comment sailed over my head. I have no idea what he means.
Sorry, I guess it was too long ago for you old farts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLJW2R4rEnA
Yeah, and what does it mean?
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:19 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:28 pm
Delingpole looks to be smoking an ultra- chubby apple
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Maybe he can pull this shape off because of the WW1 uniform?
We need Del with a cob superimposed on this pic.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:20 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:16 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:10 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:29 pm
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:26 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:52 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am

Upshall, and this is an example of a chubby Apple
Image
This one makes me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
I don't know that I'd go that far.

I do always enjoy when Rusty posts photos of his burgundy pipes. That little Upshall has made an appearance or two before and I always like it.
Yes, yes, Burgundy pipes.
The gym rope comment sailed over my head. I have no idea what he means.
Sorry, I guess it was too long ago for you old farts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLJW2R4rEnA
Yeah, and what does it mean?
It's pretty.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:21 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:51 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:43 pm
:chili:
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:28 pm
Delingpole looks to be smoking an ultra- chubby apple
Image
Maybe he can pull this shape off because of the WW1 uniform?
Maybe the pipe looks OK because he doesn't look like a poilu?
Poilus with pipes? Hmmmm......
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Right. That guy you posted just looks like a dink. :D
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Rusty » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:29 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:20 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:16 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:10 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:29 pm
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:26 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:52 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am

Upshall, and this is an example of a chubby Apple
Image
This one makes me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
I don't know that I'd go that far.

I do always enjoy when Rusty posts photos of his burgundy pipes. That little Upshall has made an appearance or two before and I always like it.
Yes, yes, Burgundy pipes.
The gym rope comment sailed over my head. I have no idea what he means.
Sorry, I guess it was too long ago for you old farts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLJW2R4rEnA
Yeah, and what does it mean?
It's pretty.
Ok. Thank you. It is a pretty pipe.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:33 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:29 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:20 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:16 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:10 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:29 pm
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:26 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:52 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am

Upshall, and this is an example of a chubby Apple
Image
This one makes me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
I don't know that I'd go that far.

I do always enjoy when Rusty posts photos of his burgundy pipes. That little Upshall has made an appearance or two before and I always like it.
Yes, yes, Burgundy pipes.
The gym rope comment sailed over my head. I have no idea what he means.
Sorry, I guess it was too long ago for you old farts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLJW2R4rEnA
Yeah, and what does it mean?
It's pretty.
Ok. Thank you. It is a pretty pipe.
I don't know where I was when Wayne's World was in the theaters but I didn't see it.
A fact I wish I had considered quite some time ago.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:52 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:07 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:48 pm
Wayne Teipen's 4th pipe, the first one he sold that got the ball rolling, is a somewhat chubby apple shape. He called it a tomato. Bottom of this page: http://teipenpipes.com/gallery/

Why do I bring this up? That pipe will be for sale very soon right here on CPS. 8O
This one?

Image
That's a bent.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by infidel » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:58 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:16 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:10 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:29 pm
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:26 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:52 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am

Upshall, and this is an example of a chubby Apple
Image
This one makes me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
I don't know that I'd go that far.

I do always enjoy when Rusty posts photos of his burgundy pipes. That little Upshall has made an appearance or two before and I always like it.
Yes, yes, Burgundy pipes.
The gym rope comment sailed over my head. I have no idea what he means.
Sorry, I guess it was too long ago for you old farts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLJW2R4rEnA
Yeah, and what does it mean?
It gives him a little tickle "down there" like holding a rope between his legs.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Rusty » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:04 pm

infidel wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:58 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:16 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:10 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:29 pm
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:26 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:52 am
Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am

Upshall, and this is an example of a chubby Apple
Image
This one makes me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
I don't know that I'd go that far.

I do always enjoy when Rusty posts photos of his burgundy pipes. That little Upshall has made an appearance or two before and I always like it.
Yes, yes, Burgundy pipes.
The gym rope comment sailed over my head. I have no idea what he means.
Sorry, I guess it was too long ago for you old farts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLJW2R4rEnA
Yeah, and what does it mean?
It gives him a little tickle "down there" like holding a rope between his legs.
I wasn't Christian so we just had our way with the women. And the women had their way with us. Sometimes rope between the legs is just rope between the legs. Culture that arises out of denial isn't relevant unless there is denial.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by infidel » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:12 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:04 pm
I wasn't Christian so we just had our way with the women. And the women had their way with us. Sometimes rope between the legs is just rope between the legs. Culture that arises out of denial isn't relevant unless there is denial.
It's funny because the Garth character is of the "loser nerd" archetype and hasn't had his way with anyone.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:00 pm

Never have I had more posting regret than I have right now.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Rusty » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:46 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:00 pm
Never have I had more posting regret than I have right now.
I know just how you feel. I would regret denial too. LOL!
But if this makes you feel better there is a religious connection. For me it was a 16 yo French Catholic girl and she had about 6 older brothers that told her things one should never tell 16 yo girls with itchy britches. I was 15 yo and she used to curl my hair with her ideas. To this day I just can't hate Catholics because I know they can be exquisite. 8)

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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Hovannes » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:35 pm

Well this thread sure went South in a hurry.
I should stick with posting about the garden.

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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by Jocose » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:43 pm

This devolved quickly and I wasn't even a part of it.
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Re: Smitten by a shape

Post by durangopipe » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:47 pm

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