It's the ugliest pipe contest.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by UncleBob » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:30 am

Cleon wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Image
Just a guess, but I bet it won't pass a pipe cleaner.
Well, at least not the fuzzy BJ Longs.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Fainn » Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:52 am

UncleBob wrote:Image
I feel like that pipe just gave me a bad sign
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by A_Morley » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:31 pm

Take heed.

I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Joshoowah » Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:11 am

A_Morley wrote:Take heed.

I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
9 YEARS LATER...
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JMG » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:02 am

Joshoowah wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Take heed.

I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
9 YEARS LATER...
Yep.

Still waiting on you to post a pic of you smoking whatever pipe of mine you have. Waiting...waiting...waiting... :zzz:
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by coco » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:55 am

JMG wrote:
Joshoowah wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Take heed.

I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
9 YEARS LATER...
Yep.

Still waiting on you to post a pic of you smoking whatever pipe of mine you have. Waiting...waiting...waiting... :zzz:
I won this contest several years ago when I posted that cob.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:08 am

Image


Only 2,000 Euros!
Act fast.

(Easy draw, and a piece of cake to clean.)
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by UncleBob » Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:08 pm

coco wrote:
JMG wrote:
Joshoowah wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Take heed.

I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
9 YEARS LATER...
Yep.

Still waiting on you to post a pic of you smoking whatever pipe of mine you have. Waiting...waiting...waiting... :zzz:
I won this contest several years ago when I posted that cob.
Nothing can beat that foot pipe.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Fainn » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:22 pm

UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
JMG wrote:
Joshoowah wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Take heed.

I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
9 YEARS LATER...
Yep.

Still waiting on you to post a pic of you smoking whatever pipe of mine you have. Waiting...waiting...waiting... :zzz:
I won this contest several years ago when I posted that cob.
Nothing can beat that foot pipe.

There were many ugly pipes, but the foot pipe is giving me the bird. Its the only inanimate object thats ever offended me even though I never did anything to it. It gets my vote for the ugliest pipe and in need of a butt whooping.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:40 am

Fainn wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
JMG wrote:
Joshoowah wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Take heed.

I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
9 YEARS LATER...
Yep.

Still waiting on you to post a pic of you smoking whatever pipe of mine you have. Waiting...waiting...waiting... :zzz:
I won this contest several years ago when I posted that cob.
Nothing can beat that foot pipe.

There were many ugly pipes, but the foot pipe is giving me the bird. Its the only inanimate object thats ever offended me even though I never did anything to it. It gets my vote for the ugliest pipe and in need of a butt whooping.
I'll admit, the foot pipe is pretty darn ugly. And being flipped off by a big toe is mighty offputting.
But at least it has a nice looking stem, an easily identifiable bowl, and a straight path for the smoke to take before getting to your mouth.

Better yet, if you're the one smoking it, that big toe isn't flipping you off, it's you flipping off the rest of the world. Hell, I might just buy one!

But that science fiction monstrosity makes no sense at all. If anything, it looks like some alien's scrotum, and, uh, well you get the picture.

And how about the price--2,000 Euros? For that? If you're looking for an insult . . .

Can't you just imagine the shop clerks laughing their a$$e$ off after some dumb schmuck walks into the shop, and after a little fast talkng salesmanship walks out $2,234 lighter carrying that monstrosity.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Rusty » Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:02 pm

jdavis2809 wrote:This one I actually own. It was a Christmas gift from my mom. She said it was interesting. It's called The Doodler.Image
Shame on you. That's not an ugly pipe. That's a historical pipe. And it is interesting. It appears that you have one in mint condition. Lucky man.

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1) It's so close to a decade that it really should be allowed to run until Sept 2017.
2) We'll continue to post ugly pipes for the enjoyment of all no matter what he does.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:27 pm

Image

You want ugly?
This is ugly.

(the website is pretty entertaining)
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Fainn » Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:46 pm

Apart from some decent looking shofar shapes, its nice that the majority of ugly pipes can be found at one place.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Fainn » Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:19 pm

Hard to believe pipes and cigars are selling these Image
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by fisherofpipes » Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:34 pm

Fainn wrote:Hard to believe pipes and cigars are selling these Image
That's for POT, duuude... :lol:
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Fainn » Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:49 pm

fisherofpipes wrote:
Fainn wrote:Hard to believe pipes and cigars are selling these Image
That's for POT, duuude... :lol:
No joke. Lost a lot of respect for them
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:02 am

durangopipe wrote:Image

You want ugly?
This is ugly.

(the website is pretty entertaining)
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by wosbald » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:26 am

+JMJ+
Fainn wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
Fainn wrote:Hard to believe pipes and cigars are selling these Image
That's for POT, duuude... :lol:
No joke. Lost a lot of respect for them
That could be used for dokha, perhaps?




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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:48 am

wosbald wrote:+JMJ+
Fainn wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
Fainn wrote:Hard to believe pipes and cigars are selling these Image
That's for POT, duuude... :lol:
No joke. Lost a lot of respect for them
That could be used for dokha, perhaps?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by TNLawPiper » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:53 am

Fainn wrote:Hard to believe pipes and cigars are selling these Image
THE BAMBOO

LOL

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