It's the ugliest pipe contest.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:11 am

hugodrax wrote:
coco wrote:Image
Uwe Maier - Halloween
That used to be Jake's, I believe.
If your finger causes you to sin, cut it off and turn it into a pipe.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:28 am

coco wrote:Image
Uwe Maier - Halloween
Image
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JMG » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:02 am

coco wrote:Image
Uwe Maier - Halloween
I have a crush on this pipe.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:01 pm

JMG wrote:
coco wrote:Image
Uwe Maier - Halloween
I have a crush on this pipe.
Looking at it makes me want to pick my nose.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by FredS » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:30 pm

My proctologist would love that pipe.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:45 pm

FredS wrote:My proctologist would love that pipe.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:42 pm

FredS wrote:My proctologist would love that pipe.
Hell, my proctologist uses that pipe!
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by FredS » Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:53 pm

durangopipe wrote:
FredS wrote:My proctologist would love that pipe.
Hell, my proctologist uses that pipe!
OK that made me squirm a little bit.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:08 pm

Was this contest ever called? This finger pipe might be a winner.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:19 pm

Cleon wrote:Was this contest ever called? This finger pipe might be a winner.
If they get any uglier, I'm not sure I want to see 'em!
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by coco » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:13 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Cleon wrote:Was this contest ever called? This finger pipe might be a winner.
If they get any uglier, I'm not sure I want to see 'em!
Some time ago...
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I will bring this contest to it's official end a fortnight hence.
9 YEARS LATER...
Yep.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Fainn » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:36 pm

It hurts my finger just to look at the finger pipe. I think we have a winner.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:01 am

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by serapion » Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:12 pm

What were we saying about "scratch and sniff"?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:20 pm

serapion wrote:What were we saying about "scratch and sniff"?
It's a good idea but you need a pipe picture to play in this thread.

Did you know that scratch & sniff was one item on a list of capabilities from an old 'Alchemist's wish list'?

True..."Varnishes perfumable by rubbing"... Check it out:

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:17 pm

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:32 pm

I just threw up a little.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by TwoXseveN » Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:39 pm

durangopipe wrote:
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I just threw up a little.
Whatever UB had, it's contagious. I threw up a little too.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:11 pm

Anybody see Rumblebuffin's pipe in his new pipe rest? Must be a contender.
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