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Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:33 pm

A pipe for smokers who can't make up their mind on what tobacco to smoke.....

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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:35 pm

You didn't buy that, did you?
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:42 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:35 pm
You didn't buy that, did you?
No. It would exacerbate my dyslexia.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:00 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:42 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:35 pm
You didn't buy that, did you?
No. It would exacerbate my dyslexia.
Is that why you don't own a dog?
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:16 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:00 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:42 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:35 pm
You didn't buy that, did you?
No. It would exacerbate my dyslexia.
Is that why you don't own a dog?
My last dog, Mindy, had to be put to sleep in 2012, at just 3-1/2 yrs. Genetic flaw from over-breeding wore out her elbows. It was a very sad deal.

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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:30 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:16 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:00 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:42 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:35 pm
You didn't buy that, did you?
No. It would exacerbate my dyslexia.
Is that why you don't own a dog?
My last dog, Mindy, had to be put to sleep in 2012, at just 3-1/2 yrs. Genetic flaw from over-breeding wore out her elbows. It was a very sad deal.

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Well-played. but it still doesn't explain why you walk your cat.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Jocose » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:51 pm

I'm still not sure how this pipe would make up your mind on what to smoke.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:10 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:51 pm
I'm still not sure how this pipe would make up your mind on what to smoke.
It doesn't.
You just put some of everything you've got open in each of the bowls and hope for the best.

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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by A_Morley » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:56 am

No, actually. I do not have the slightest problem determining what tobacco I might want to smoke at any given time and if I did I sure as hell wouldn't resort to the pipe pictured at the top of this thread on account of the fact that that pipe, so called, I absolutely atrocious looking and I would not lower myself to be seen with it no matter how indecisive I was feeling.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Goose55 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:14 am

A_Morley wrote:
Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:56 am
No, actually. I do not have the slightest problem determining what tobacco I might want to smoke at any given time and if I did I sure as hell wouldn't resort to the pipe pictured at the top of this thread on account of the fact that that pipe, so called, I absolutely atrocious looking and I would not lower myself to be seen with it no matter how indecisive I was feeling.
Duly noted.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by A_Morley » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:49 pm

The more I look at that pipe the more I hate it.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Del » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:27 am

There is a resemblance....

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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:43 am

Del wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:27 am
There is a resemblance....

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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Cleon » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:28 am

A_Morley wrote:
Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:56 am
No, actually. I do not have the slightest problem determining what tobacco I might want to smoke at any given time and if I did I sure as hell wouldn't resort to the pipe pictured at the top of this thread on account of the fact that that pipe, so called, I absolutely atrocious looking and I would not lower myself to be seen with it no matter how indecisive I was feeling.
It looks like that briar could have yielded 3, maybe 4, nice looking practical pipes. In the right hands, I bet it could still happen.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:51 am

Is it just me or does that pipe look just a bit to anatomical to be going in a dude's mouth... just sayin...


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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:54 am

Here's another example of the same idea Image


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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Goose55 » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:06 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:54 am
Here's another example of the same idea Image
That one looks obscene.
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Re: Can't Make Up Your Mind What To Smoke?

Post by Goose55 » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:06 pm

Del wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:27 am
There is a resemblance....

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It's a good look for you. You really fit the part well. The mustache, curly hair, and dark eyebrows, I mean,
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