Balkan Saseini reviewed by Mrs. Fainn

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Balkan Saseini reviewed by Mrs. Fainn

Post by Fainn » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:15 pm

Mrs. Fainn decided to grab my pipe and take a puff. I warned her I wasn't smoking an aromatic blend. Three hours later she said:

The taste has never left me. I didn't realize how bad it was until I got a Frosty and it tasted like old dead cabbage.
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Re: Balkan Saseini reviewed by Mrs. Fainn

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:32 pm

Break her in on some Froggy. Then gently, over time, slip her some Pirate Kake. You'll need to have a YouTube account.
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Re: Balkan Saseini reviewed by Mrs. Fainn

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:52 pm

Frosty root beer? Those are still available?
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Post by Jocose » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:56 pm

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Re: Balkan Saseini reviewed by Mrs. Fainn

Post by Fainn » Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:51 pm

Today I realized Mrs. Fainn got pregnant within days of puffing on Balkan Saseini. Is there a correlation? Could BS be the next fertility treatment?
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Re: Balkan Saseini reviewed by Mrs. Fainn

Post by JimVH » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:00 pm

Fainn wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:51 pm
Today I realized Mrs. Fainn got pregnant within days of puffing on Balkan Saseini. Is there a correlation? Could BS be the next fertility treatment?
In my house, anything with Latakia would be a very powerful preventative to any activity contributing to pregnancy.

And, if that was from the tin I sent you, yer welcome.
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Re: Balkan Saseini reviewed by Mrs. Fainn

Post by Fainn » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:13 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:00 pm
Fainn wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:51 pm
Today I realized Mrs. Fainn got pregnant within days of puffing on Balkan Saseini. Is there a correlation? Could BS be the next fertility treatment?
In my house, anything with Latakia would be a very powerful preventative to any activity contributing to pregnancy.

And, if that was from the tin I sent you, yer welcome.
It was actually. lol.
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