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Post by AFRS » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:04 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
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Jocose wrote:Morely.. If you're reading this, forgive PP and RM, for they know not what they do.

Oh, and please bring "The Reckoning" that you so often threatened us with!

I for one look forward to it.
Really Jocose, if you're going to address the almighty Morley you should at least show some respect. This familiar approach to the all glorious personage is only worthy of someone with 'pig' in his avatar name. Seriously.

Now witness:

All glorious Morley, bringer of the reckoning, forgive we petition the ignorance of PP and RM for they know not the nature of the grave insult to your august personage they proffer when they insult your inspiring memory.

Now please forbear on our untoward intrusions into your world and just this one time bring the reckoning that we might bask in the wonder of your acerbic wit. Your humble servants await your presence on this forum with bated breath and hearts aflutter.

Sincerely,
Your toadying sychophants
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Post by Roadmaster » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:12 pm

AFRS wrote:
Incorrigible too.
That is to be respected.

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Post by Onyx » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:50 pm

"Did they really find Noah's Ark?"
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Post by Monarchist » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:01 pm

Onyx wrote:"Did they really find Noah's Ark?"
No, but they did find Noah Zark living in NJ.
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Post by Kerdy » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:46 pm

Something to do with gentlemans balls.
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Post by Del » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:24 pm

Jocose wrote:Morely.. If you're reading this, forgive PP and RM, for they know not what they do.

Oh, and please bring "The Reckoning" that you so often threatened us with!

I for one look forward to it.
+1.

I could really use a reckoning right about now.
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Post by Roadmaster » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:50 pm

Del wrote:
Jocose wrote:Morely.. If you're reading this, forgive PP and RM, for they know not what they do.

Oh, and please bring "The Reckoning" that you so often threatened us with!

I for one look forward to it.
+1.

I could really use a reckoning right about now.
I hate to admit it but I could too.

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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Onyx » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:47 am

Home made beard oil.
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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:50 am

Onyx wrote:Home made beard oil.
+1
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Post by coco » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:40 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Onyx wrote:Home made beard oil.
+1
It's about lumbersexuals who bathe infrequently.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by AFRS » Sat Nov 14, 2015 2:47 am

GET OFF MY THREAD, YA DAMN PUNKS! :evil:

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Post by Onyx » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:05 pm

The Pomade one.
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Post by Onyx » Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:17 pm

Annoying Christians - I get it.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:44 pm

Onyx wrote:Annoying Christians - I get it.
Plus one. Both to Onyx and to my post count.

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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by huddsbaggie » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:07 pm

I wish I'd stayed off my own thread I started 20 minutes ago when J'acuse posted a pic a got the blame for by the nods.

I am in a huff, now, so watch out.
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Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:07 pm

I shoulda stayed off of the tantalizing background thread.

Sorry mates
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Post by huddsbaggie » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:08 pm

Jocose wrote:I shoulda stayed off of the tantalizing background thread.

Sorry mates
Ah'm a-gooin ter pale yower onion, mah mon.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:08 pm

huddsbaggie wrote:I wish I'd stayed off my own thread I started 20 minutes ago when J'acuse posted a pic a got the blame for by the nods.

I am in a huff, now, so watch out.
I let them know it was me and not you, sorry mate.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by huddsbaggie » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:13 pm

Jocose wrote:
huddsbaggie wrote:I wish I'd stayed off my own thread I started 20 minutes ago when J'acuse posted a pic a got the blame for by the nods.

I am in a huff, now, so watch out.
I let them know it was me and not you, sorry mate.
You rascal. How did you know it was a photo of me, anyway?
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:15 pm

huddsbaggie wrote:
Jocose wrote:
huddsbaggie wrote:I wish I'd stayed off my own thread I started 20 minutes ago when J'acuse posted a pic a got the blame for by the nods.

I am in a huff, now, so watch out.
I let them know it was me and not you, sorry mate.
You rascal. How did you know it was a photo of me, anyway?
I saw it on channel 4
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