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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Onyx » Thu May 11, 2017 9:07 pm

If I can stay off the James Comey thread, and stop myself insulting Del, again, then I'm gonna give myself a medal.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by hugodrax » Thu May 11, 2017 10:31 pm

If you could stay off most of what you post two, I'd buy you an ounce of two of silver.

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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Onyx » Thu May 11, 2017 11:01 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu May 11, 2017 10:31 pm
If you could stay off most of what you post two, I'd buy you an ounce of two of silver.
I've sent your post to the CIA Decypher Unit.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 am

Good for you. Might help if you sent it to the "Decipher" unit, you daffodil.

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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Onyx » Fri May 12, 2017 12:23 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 am
Good for you. Might help if you sent it to the "Decipher" unit, you daffodil.
Did you spell check daffodil? Betcha did.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 12, 2017 12:31 am

Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:23 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 am
Good for you. Might help if you sent it to the "Decipher" unit, you daffodil.
Did you spell check daffodil? Betcha did.
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Don't look at me. I think you're as useful as thunktank.

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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Onyx » Fri May 12, 2017 1:11 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:31 am
Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:23 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 am
Good for you. Might help if you sent it to the "Decipher" unit, you daffodil.
Did you spell check daffodil? Betcha did.
You know what would make you awesome?

Don't look at me. I think you're as useful as thunktank.
I thought you were gonna say, "the love of Jesus", or something like that.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 12, 2017 5:30 am

Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 1:11 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:31 am
Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:23 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 am
Good for you. Might help if you sent it to the "Decipher" unit, you daffodil.
Did you spell check daffodil? Betcha did.
You know what would make you awesome?

Don't look at me. I think you're as useful as thunktank.
I thought you were gonna say, "the love of Jesus", or something like that.
No. Only insulting statements I thought were funny with a snootful of whiskey in the middle of the night. In the cold light of day, really pathetic. Sorry, sir.

Looks like I could use some of that "love of Jesus" you mention.

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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Onyx » Fri May 12, 2017 5:32 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 5:30 am
Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 1:11 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:31 am
Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:23 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 am
Good for you. Might help if you sent it to the "Decipher" unit, you daffodil.
Did you spell check daffodil? Betcha did.
You know what would make you awesome?

Don't look at me. I think you're as useful as thunktank.
I thought you were gonna say, "the love of Jesus", or something like that.
No. Only insulting statements I thought were funny with a snootful of whiskey in the middle of the night. In the cold light of day, really pathetic. Sorry, sir.

Looks like I could use some of that "love of Jesus" you mention.
All cool. This is my thread, and it's basically an incomplete catalogue of my failures to communicate.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Jocose » Fri May 12, 2017 12:21 pm

I'm glad I stayed off of this thread.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by Onyx » Fri May 12, 2017 3:55 pm

Jocose wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:21 pm
I'm glad I stayed off of this thread.
Welcome to my thread. All fire arms checked-in at the gate.
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Re: Threads That I've Stayed Off

Post by TNLawPiper » Fri May 12, 2017 5:30 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 5:30 am
Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 1:11 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:31 am
Onyx wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:23 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 am
Good for you. Might help if you sent it to the "Decipher" unit, you daffodil.
Did you spell check daffodil? Betcha did.
You know what would make you awesome?

Don't look at me. I think you're as useful as thunktank.
I thought you were gonna say, "the love of Jesus", or something like that.
No. Only insulting statements I thought were funny with a snootful of whiskey in the middle of the night. In the cold light of day, really pathetic. Sorry, sir.

Looks like I could use some of that "love of Jesus" you mention.
I love Morning Regret Hugodrax. He's so honest!

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