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Do you like Bad Movies?

Oh heck yeah!
13
27%
Bah! Satan's work!
3
6%
Hail to the king, baby!
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15%
Tacos!
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35%
It's my secret shame... (sniff!).
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6%
Gary Busy rocks in The Gingerdead Man!
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No votes
I only watch artsy films... like Avatar.
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10%
 
Total votes: 48

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by OldWorldSwine » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:14 am

The Blob

The Poseidon Adventure

But you really should see the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by UncleBob » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:18 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by wosbald » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:18 am

+JMJ+
OldWorldSwine wrote:The Blob
Son of Blob


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoD5DSz2Ffg




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Re: Bad Movies

Post by Jocose » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:26 pm

I haven't read this whole thread yet, hoping to find some good suggestions.
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by ArtGuy » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:38 am

At this moment I have a DVD copy of an Indonesian exploitation film from 1987 call Virgins From Hell on my tv stand.

"A chaste all-girl biker gang vows vengeance on the drug lord that did them wrong in this kinky Asian exploitation film. The gang goes after Mr. Tiger for selling drugs to kids, but instead, he gains the upper hand and holds the biker chicks captive, using them as guinea pigs in his aphrodisiac experiments conducted with the help of his sadistic lesbian associate. But Mr. Tiger soon learns he's no match for the virginal vigilantes."

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by Del » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:14 am

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by UncleBob » Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:01 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by UncleBob » Mon Apr 11, 2016 1:50 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by durangopipe » Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:03 pm

Bad: Howard the Duck
So bad it's good: Killer Clowns from Outer Space
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by hugodrax » Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:18 pm

Anybody see Spectre? I had the giggles.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:22 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:The Blob
I just learned recently that The Blob was based on a true story...alright, maybe that's overstating it. It was inspired by a true story.
The Poseidon Adventure
I'm not sure that counts as a 'Bad Movie' - unless you mean the remake. The original was great.
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by UncleBob » Mon May 09, 2016 4:10 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by fisherofpipes » Mon May 09, 2016 4:15 pm

Watch Kung Fury on Netflix. Not a movie but a half-hour spoof of martial arts movies that is as over-the-top as anything could ever be. Violent, but it is cartoon-like violence...

...so baaad it's good... :bacon: :bacon: :bacon:

Wait a minute...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

OH NO, it has the F-word too? Well, just be warned. :twisted:
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by UncleBob » Thu May 12, 2016 2:51 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by sweetandsour » Thu May 12, 2016 9:37 pm

When Women Had Tails
As thus we sat in darkness
Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by wosbald » Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:12 pm





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Re: Bad Movies

Post by UncleBob » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:05 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by JimVH » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:22 pm

Awful. Seriously painful to watch. Makes other B movies look amazing. I am pretty forgiving when it comes to B movies and can usually just sit back and enjoy the effort. This movie just demonstrates how bad it really can get. Can't believe people listed their name on the credits.. yes it really is that horrid. ALL the acting was so wooden it actually made me feel uncomfortable, editing was distracting and made no sense, music was nauseating. The script...wow! - Bad on SO many levels.
I never write reviews, but someone has to warn others. Keep looking for something else to watch and pass this one by....ANYTHING else you select will be better. I promise. Sorry Kris.
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by UncleBob » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:48 pm

New Study Links Love of Bad Movies to High Intelligence
"To such viewers, trash films appear as an interesting and welcome deviation from the mainstream fare. We are dealing here with an audience with above-average education, which one could describe as 'cultural omnivores'. Such viewers are interested in a broad spectrum of art and media across the traditional boundaries of high and popular culture." He went on to explain that their engagement in film culture is demonstrated by their discussion of these films in blogs and forums.
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:07 pm

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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