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Do you like Bad Movies?

Oh heck yeah!
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27%
Bah! Satan's work!
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6%
Hail to the king, baby!
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15%
Tacos!
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35%
It's my secret shame... (sniff!).
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6%
Gary Busy rocks in The Gingerdead Man!
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No votes
I only watch artsy films... like Avatar.
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10%
 
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Re: Bad Movies

Post by donkeymule » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:49 pm

UncleBob wrote:Do you like bad movies? I love 'em. I don't know how many I own but my favorite would have to be Army of Darkness.I even started a blog on Bad Movies.

What are your favorites?
I love Army of darkness and the others in that series! Others that are aweful bad but make me laugh are Tremors, Killer clowns from outer space, The Toxic Avenger series ect.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:38 pm

I must see this movie: Zombie Roadkill.
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Post by Kerdy » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:41 pm

Watched From Paris with Love last night. I figured out the plot about 5 minutes into the movie. Lots of action though.
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Post by FredS » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:45 pm

Watched Thunder Road (Robert Mitchum) last night. It's bad.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:47 pm

I just watched Død Snø (2009). You gotta love Nazi Zombie flicks!
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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:20 pm

Zombie Strippers... (I've never actually seen it, but the title makes me laugh, so...)
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Post by james-owen » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:42 pm

Just saw a commercial on tv for sharktopus.
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Post by sysiphus » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:58 pm

james-owen wrote:an commercial
Morley?
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Post by james-owen » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:13 pm

sysiphus wrote:
james-owen wrote:an commercial
Morley?
I hit the n when I pressed the space bar.
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Post by james-owen » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:02 pm

Behemoth.
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Post by fisherofpipes » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:12 pm

Kingdom of the Spiders. Now why did William Shatner not get an Oscar for that one? Perhaps too typecast as a starship captain, I don't know. It is an entertaining bad movie.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:28 pm

james-owen wrote:Behemoth.
Yep. Only a few minutes into it I knew...
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Post by james-owen » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:41 pm

JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:Behemoth.
Yep. Only a few minutes into it I knew...
The Co2 cloud was a nice touch.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:01 pm

james-owen wrote:
JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:Behemoth.
Yep. Only a few minutes into it I knew...
The Co2 cloud was a nice touch.
It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it would be - NOT to be confused with thinking it was good.
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Post by james-owen » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:02 pm

JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:
JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:Behemoth.
Yep. Only a few minutes into it I knew...
The Co2 cloud was a nice touch.
It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it would be - NOT to be confused with thinking it was good.
Yeah same here I was expecting the "case" to have a magical bow in it or something.
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Post by fisherofpipes » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:04 pm

JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:
JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:Behemoth.
Yep. Only a few minutes into it I knew...
The Co2 cloud was a nice touch.
It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it would be - NOT to be confused with thinking it was good.
'Fair and foul are near of kin,
And fair needs foul,' I cried. (Yeats)

I like bad movies. Will have to check this one out.
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Post by james-owen » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:23 pm

fisherofpipes wrote:
JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:
JimVH wrote:
james-owen wrote:Behemoth.
Yep. Only a few minutes into it I knew...
The Co2 cloud was a nice touch.
It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it would be - NOT to be confused with thinking it was good.
'Fair and foul are near of kin,
And fair needs foul,' I cried. (Yeats)

I like bad movies. Will have to check this one out.
SYFY has it on again at 1AM or so tomorrow.
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Post by TheDuke » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:46 pm

"Rock and Roll High School" is my all time favorite bad movie!
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:36 pm

Ugh! Pig Hunt (2008) is horrible!

Sharktopus rocks, however.
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Post by fisherofpipes » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:02 pm

I do so love how this thread pops up and reminds me how much I love bad movies! In the horror genre, it goes all the way back to the 1931 Dracula.

"Who would eat flies when there are nice fat spiders?" (Renfield)

And continues through the 70s:

Motel Hell: "I sometimes wonder about the Karmic implications of our actions." (Farmer Vincent)

All the way to the present day! I do need to catch that Behemoth movie. Behemoth is one of my favorite Biblical words, anyway.
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