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Do you like Bad Movies?

Oh heck yeah!
13
27%
Bah! Satan's work!
3
6%
Hail to the king, baby!
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15%
Tacos!
17
35%
It's my secret shame... (sniff!).
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6%
Gary Busy rocks in The Gingerdead Man!
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No votes
I only watch artsy films... like Avatar.
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10%
 
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Post by UncleBob » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:50 am

fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Black Sheep.This is a classic tale of zombie sheep run amok in a small New Zealand village.
Oh man. I actually did catch that one a few months ago on an all night TV binge. I don't remember much, but do remember being entertained and amused in that oh-so-fun bad movies way!
If you liked that, you should watch Night of the Lepus.
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Post by fisherofpipes » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:53 am

UncleBob wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Black Sheep.This is a classic tale of zombie sheep run amok in a small New Zealand village.
Oh man. I actually did catch that one a few months ago on an all night TV binge. I don't remember much, but do remember being entertained and amused in that oh-so-fun bad movies way!
If you liked that, you should watch Night of the Lepus.
Actually, I think Mystery Science Theatre might have featured that one. I do know at least that I saw it years ago, and the only thing I remember is how corny the "special effect" of the rabbits made to appear large with a childishly manipulated perspective was.
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Post by UncleBob » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:58 am

fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Black Sheep.This is a classic tale of zombie sheep run amok in a small New Zealand village.
Oh man. I actually did catch that one a few months ago on an all night TV binge. I don't remember much, but do remember being entertained and amused in that oh-so-fun bad movies way!
If you liked that, you should watch Night of the Lepus.
Actually, I think Mystery Science Theatre might have featured that one. I do know at least that I saw it years ago, and the only thing I remember is how corny the "special effect" of the rabbits made to appear large with a childishly manipulated perspective was.
Yes. It is a thing of beauty. Horrific, cheesy, Rick Perry-esque beauty.
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Post by fisherofpipes » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:01 am

UncleBob wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Black Sheep.This is a classic tale of zombie sheep run amok in a small New Zealand village.
Oh man. I actually did catch that one a few months ago on an all night TV binge. I don't remember much, but do remember being entertained and amused in that oh-so-fun bad movies way!
If you liked that, you should watch Night of the Lepus.
Actually, I think Mystery Science Theatre might have featured that one. I do know at least that I saw it years ago, and the only thing I remember is how corny the "special effect" of the rabbits made to appear large with a childishly manipulated perspective was.
Yes. It is a thing of beauty. Horrific, cheesy, Rick Perry-esque beauty.
Now I'm just going to have to look for it on Youtube next time I'm burning the 3 am oil. I doubt they protect the copyright all that zealously.

(Didn't even know that was a Youtube link you posted there until I reread the comment a few minutes later. That's ok, I knew it was on Youtube without looking. One good thing about Youtube is that you can usually find good bad movies there.)
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Post by wosbald » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:28 am

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Post by Briar_Bowl » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:22 pm

Right now "Kingdom of the Spiders" is on the IFC (independent film channel) 1977 William Shatner. Never seen it, but it's gotta be "Bad". :wink:
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Post by fisherofpipes » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:20 pm

fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
fisherofpipes wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Black Sheep.This is a classic tale of zombie sheep run amok in a small New Zealand village.
Oh man. I actually did catch that one a few months ago on an all night TV binge. I don't remember much, but do remember being entertained and amused in that oh-so-fun bad movies way!
If you liked that, you should watch Night of the Lepus.
Actually, I think Mystery Science Theatre might have featured that one. I do know at least that I saw it years ago, and the only thing I remember is how corny the "special effect" of the rabbits made to appear large with a childishly manipulated perspective was.
Yes. It is a thing of beauty. Horrific, cheesy, Rick Perry-esque beauty.
Now I'm just going to have to look for it on Youtube next time I'm burning the 3 am oil. I doubt they protect the copyright all that zealously.

(Didn't even know that was a Youtube link you posted there until I reread the comment a few minutes later. That's ok, I knew it was on Youtube without looking. One good thing about Youtube is that you can usually find good bad movies there.)
Viewing now. I had long forgotten Rory Calhoun was in this. Star of Motel Hell, another of my favorite bad movies.

And DeForest Kelley, after all this Trek talk. This should be good.

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:29 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:31 pm

UncleBob wrote:
bean_counter wrote:one of the local TV stations, way up on the UHF dial, has a Saturday night program, "Svengoolie"; bad campy host dressed up like a silent movie era villain, showing bad campy horror flicks; a real throw-back

watching has been our Saturday family tradition for several years. it's a hoot.
I miss those kinds of programs.
BTW--I can now watch Svengoolie on Saturday nights.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:40 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdYcP0T95EI

This is a favorite of The Boy.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:41 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:54 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:57 pm

UncleBob wrote:Why have I not seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE
Sometimes I miss not having cable anymore.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:06 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Why have I not seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE
Sometimes I miss not having cable anymore.
Yep. And then you see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCCshwzHeLc
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:11 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by bean_counter » Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:18 pm

UncleBob wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
bean_counter wrote:one of the local TV stations, way up on the UHF dial, has a Saturday night program, "Svengoolie"; bad campy host dressed up like a silent movie era villain, showing bad campy horror flicks; a real throw-back

watching has been our Saturday family tradition for several years. it's a hoot.
I miss those kinds of programs.
BTW--I can now watch Svengoolie on Saturday nights.
:cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

Glad to hear he's finally getting some shows out there in syndication.

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Re: Bad Movies

Post by Winton » Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:17 am

I can't believe that this thread has 8 pages and no one has mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! I own it and the three sequels.

Attack of the Giant Gila Monster was great! I enjoyed the music and the hero was actually admirable.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3b0NWljlPw

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Post by UncleBob » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:02 am

Winton wrote:I can't believe that this thread has 8 pages and no one has mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! I own it and the three sequels.

Attack of the Giant Gila Monster was great! I enjoyed the music and the hero was actually admirable.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3b0NWljlPw
LOL! Best line of the trailer: "Driving alone on a dark road? Yer as good as DEAD!"

Sweet.
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