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Post by infidel » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:30 pm

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Apparently...

Sunday is for church,
Monday is when things are due,
Tuesdays are for company meetings,
Wednesdays are totally ladies night,
Thursdays suck the most,
Fridays are for breakups,
Saturdays are for drinking.

And pretty much every day is fine for getting laid

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Post by gaining_age » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:35 pm

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Post by Skip » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:52 pm

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As seen on WGN...
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Post by gaining_age » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:30 am

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The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Post by DepartedLight » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:06 am

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DL Jake

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Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:57 am

DepartedLight wrote:Image
Love.
It.
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Post by Murf » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:54 am

Looking for the right thread for this:

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Post by OldWorldSwine » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:08 am

Murf wrote:Looking for the right thread for this:

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That's hilarious. Reminds me of Dilbert.
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Post by Murf » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:52 am

OldWorldSwine wrote:
Murf wrote:Looking for the right thread for this:

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That's hilarious. Reminds me of Dilbert.
Yeah, the "programmer" and "analyst" still make me chuckle!

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Post by Murf » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:53 am

Funny!

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Post by Rusty » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:40 pm

What a convenient explanation!

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Post by jruegg » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:37 am

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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:09 pm

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DL Jake

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TheImpudent just gave me a wedgie. » John-Boy

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Post by gaining_age » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:01 am

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Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Post by FredS » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:18 am

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Post by coco » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:56 pm

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Post by gaining_age » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:57 pm

coco wrote:Image
:)

I liked LaTex... (back in the day)
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The 6s of 1st John:
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:19 am

gaining_age wrote:Image
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Post by Cleon » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:17 pm

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I got this off a Baptist web site.

What's happening to you guys? :lol:
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Post by Del » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:15 pm

Cleon wrote:Image
I got this off a Baptist web site.

What's happening to you guys? :lol:
Should we tell them about Ordinary Time?
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