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Post by Rusty » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:28 pm

Del wrote:
Cleon wrote:Image
I got this off a Baptist web site.

What's happening to you guys? :lol:
Should we tell them about Ordinary Time?
As opposed to what?

If a man is zipping along in a space ship at 99.999% the speed of light then how long is lent?
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Post by jruegg » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:52 pm

Del wrote:
Cleon wrote:Image
I got this off a Baptist web site.

What's happening to you guys? :lol:
Should we tell them about Ordinary Time?
Where’s Kingdomtide?
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Post by Cleon » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:00 pm

Rusty wrote:
Del wrote:
Cleon wrote:Image
I got this off a Baptist web site.

What's happening to you guys? :lol:
Should we tell them about Ordinary Time?
As opposed to what?

If a man is zipping along in a space ship at 99.999% the speed of light then how long is lent?
99.999% longer.

Pass the tartar sauce.
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Post by gaining_age » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:06 pm

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Post by DepartedLight » Fri May 25, 2012 5:00 pm

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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:24 pm

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DL Jake

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TheImpudent just gave me a wedgie. » John-Boy

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Post by FredS » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:51 pm

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Post by serapion » Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:21 pm

Too true!

My daughter lost a fine cell phone that way.
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Post by FredS » Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:30 pm

serapion wrote:Too true!

My daughter lost a fine cell phone that way.
My SIL's phone went in the drink at church camp last weekend. It currently resides in a bag of uncooked rice.
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Post by serapion » Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:34 pm

FredS wrote:
serapion wrote:Too true!

My daughter lost a fine cell phone that way.
My SIL's phone went in the drink at church camp last weekend. It currently resides in a bag of uncooked rice.

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Post by coco » Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:21 pm

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Post by jruegg » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:28 pm

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Post by Hovannes » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:15 pm

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Post by Murf » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:26 am

The End of WASP Rule?

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Post by jo533281 » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:39 pm

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I saw this one in my class on Europe here in Spain. Now I know what it means.
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Post by coco » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:03 pm

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Post by jruegg » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:27 pm

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And yet if you were to take every dime it wouldn’t make a dent in the deficit for just this year.
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Post by OldWorldSwine » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:32 pm

jo533281 wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:Image
I saw this one in my class on Europe here in Spain. Now I know what it means.
Is it just that Germany calls all the shots in Euro-land... er whut?
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