The Chart of the Day

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Post by JimVH » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:09 am

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Post by infidel » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:49 pm

For Del:

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Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:57 pm

Both charts on this page are hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by infidel » Fri May 09, 2014 2:48 pm

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Size of genome is in thousands of bases. The star marks humans.
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Post by Pepik » Fri May 09, 2014 3:02 pm

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Post by Skip » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:31 am

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Post by Skip » Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:18 am

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Post by JimVH » Wed Jan 13, 2016 5:05 pm

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Post by John-Boy » Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:54 pm

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Post by Del » Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:37 pm

More of a "graphic" than a "chart".... but a sign of the times, all the same:

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Post by Skip » Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:03 pm

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Found by somebody else (thanks, OWS) at https://peterssquare.com/product/cooper ... art-print/
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Post by Pepik » Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:18 pm

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Re: The Chart of the Day

Post by Skip » Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:54 pm

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Other than the single sink state, that's pretty accurate.
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Re: The Chart of the Day

Post by durangopipe » Thu Sep 01, 2016 4:07 pm

Thanks to this thread, I've finally figured a couple of things out about myself:

1) Because I was never exposed to Dungeons & Dragons, I discovered sunlight and girls, and in the words of Robert Frost, " . . . that has made all the difference."

2) I'm slow. The chart that explained this to me was posted on May 9, 2014.
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Post by Pepik » Tue Sep 06, 2016 4:20 pm

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It's called Gantt, not Can't.
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Re: The Chart of the Day

Post by infidel » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:47 pm

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