CONTEST: Pipe Cleaner Creations

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Post by Dewey » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:25 pm

kendrck wrote:that might be because it exceeded the unpublished image size restrictions
EXACTLY!! unpublished....there was no mention of size...I could have shunk it had I knew....but alas....what does one expect from a disinfranchized pipecleaner and his attempted murderer...
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Post by PipeAndPint » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:27 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:Then again, A. Morley, even though we are not speaking right now, did manage to make a CPS member entirely out of pipe cleaners.
But alas, he provided no pictures. Don't tell him I said this... but I think he must find you extremely unattractive. Maybe he's even embarrassed by you.
All I ever wanted was his love.
And no doubt you've bent over backward (and every other direction) for it.
Speaking of Morley, where is the old boy? I don't think he's posted in 48 hours - that's far too long!
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Post by Munkey » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:29 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:Then again, A. Morley, even though we are not speaking right now, did manage to make a CPS member entirely out of pipe cleaners.
But alas, he provided no pictures. Don't tell him I said this... but I think he must find you extremely unattractive. Maybe he's even embarrassed by you.
All I ever wanted was his love.
And no doubt you've bent over backward (and every other direction) for it.
Wow, and this from Mr.Family-FriendlyModeratorMeatyMan

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Post by Dewey » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:29 pm

PipeAndPint wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:Then again, A. Morley, even though we are not speaking right now, did manage to make a CPS member entirely out of pipe cleaners.
But alas, he provided no pictures. Don't tell him I said this... but I think he must find you extremely unattractive. Maybe he's even embarrassed by you.
All I ever wanted was his love.
And no doubt you've bent over backward (and every other direction) for it.
Speaking of Morley, where is the old boy? I don't think he's posted in 48 hours - that's far too long!
I bet Sanchez has a hand in all this....ever since the accident he has not been the same.....Morley has been spending more time with the churchwarden and Sanchez is now much too short to be used...
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Post by Munkey » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:30 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:Preacherman's 'Saving a Friend' is by far the most clever and, for those of my kind, heartwarming.
Okay – we have a vote from Sanchez for Preacherman’s entry. Anyone else have an opinion?
I cast my vote with Senior Sanchez

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Post by Dewey » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:32 pm

even I would second that nomination....
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Post by John-Boy » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:57 pm

Dewey wrote:even I would second that nomination....
which nomination?
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Post by Dewey » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:03 pm

The one right above that post on the page before....i know i know....use quotes right....man you are agressive and passive-agressive.....seesh...

the nomination for the pipecleaner rescue that Preacherman did...to answer your question.... :wink:
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Post by John-Boy » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:09 pm

Dewey wrote:The one right above that post on the page before....i know i know....use quotes right....man you are agressive and passive-agressive.....seesh...

the nomination for the pipecleaner rescue that Preacherman did...to answer your question.... :wink:
okay. so 3 votes for preacherman. Anyone else have input?
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Post by John-Boy » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:41 am

Alright, Preacherman.... looks like you're the winner. I'll PM you...
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Post by Preacherman » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:07 pm

ALRIGHT!!!


Thank you fellows!!!

My wife and I had a blast setting up those little pipe-cleaner guys, glad you guys enjoyed the photo, and to top it off - I win some bakky - WOW!!!


Thanks again - may the Lord Bless you ALL!!!!!!!
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Post by isaac » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:00 pm

Munkey wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sanchez wrote:Then again, A. Morley, even though we are not speaking right now, did manage to make a CPS member entirely out of pipe cleaners.
But alas, he provided no pictures. Don't tell him I said this... but I think he must find you extremely unattractive. Maybe he's even embarrassed by you.
All I ever wanted was his love.
And no doubt you've bent over backward (and every other direction) for it.
Wow, and this from Mr.Family-FriendlyModeratorMeatyMan
EEEWWWW....

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Post by Preacherman » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:34 pm

Thanks again GUYS!!!!!!!

Got my bakky today; Dunhill Light Flake.

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Post by Dewey » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:10 pm

Lets have another!!
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Re: CONTEST: Pipe Cleaner Creations

Post by Sanchez » Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:29 pm

Bees. Swarming buzzing bees. Tickling temperamental bees. Bees with
pointy painful stingers.

The boy poured honey down his back and shook his buttocks left to right.
The naked crazy boy. He passed by the beehives, jogging not running. Taking
his sweet innocent time, through the grass, toward the white perfumy clover
field. The bees rose in a fuzzy brown boil, filtered out their hive, cleaved
the air like an arrow aiming for honey-dripping bare-bummed Johnny. Little
Johnny boy smiled broad and white, his feet advancing toward the clover, tossing
his hips from side to side, breathless voice issuing forth, "Beeeeez.
Zzzzzzzhahahahahaaaaaaaa."

Little Johnny boy slipped a finger between his perspiring crack, taking
away honey as if from the stale edges of a white bread sandwich. Johnny loved
the bees, almost as much as the sticky sweet clinging of honey that formed and
hung like stalactites from his perineum, dripped dripping drops.

The bees closed in. Thousands of bees, their murmuring buzzing chorus
titillating little Johnny boy, stingers angry and shining in the sun, quivering
mad. Johnny jogged toward the clover field, licking his finger of the sweet
sweaty honey. Honeybuns, Johnny thought, and laughed until he fell rolling over
the start of clover. Honeybuns, thought Johnny, and he laughed, giggled, a
smile playing over his bare freckled puss. "Beeeeeeez!" Johnny exclaimed, as a
fuzzy buzzing cloud converged on little Johnny's honey sticky ass.

The sun rolled in golden fury, and hours later, when it had turned a dark
red, and sunset swollen, little Johnny boy lay stiff and puffy, pink and happy,
dead stinking sweet.
For I am a poor and a wretched boy:
A chimbley, chimbley sweep.

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Re: CONTEST: Pipe Cleaner Creations

Post by SteveH » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:09 am

Errr... right.
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Re: CONTEST: Pipe Cleaner Creations

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:43 am

:cry:

I miss our begone CPS brethren.

Except for Dewey...

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Re: CONTEST: Pipe Cleaner Creations

Post by Sanchez » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:02 am

And so Sanchez was born of a need for independence, of a distrust toward unity. Those who are with us preserve their freedom. We recognize no theory. We have enough cubist and futurist academies: laboratories of formal ideas. Is the aim of art to make money and cajole the nice nice bourgeois? Rhymes ring with the assonance of the currencies and the inflexion slips along the line of the belly in profile. All groups of artists have arrived at this trust company utter riding their steeds on various comets. While the door remains open to the possibility of wallowing in cushions and good things to eat.
For I am a poor and a wretched boy:
A chimbley, chimbley sweep.

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Re: CONTEST: Pipe Cleaner Creations

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:21 am

Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:02 am
And so Sanchez was born of a need for independence, of a distrust toward unity. Those who are with us preserve their freedom. We recognize no theory. We have enough cubist and futurist academies: laboratories of formal ideas. Is the aim of art to make money and cajole the nice nice bourgeois? Rhymes ring with the assonance of the currencies and the inflexion slips along the line of the belly in profile. All groups of artists have arrived at this trust company utter riding their steeds on various comets. While the door remains open to the possibility of wallowing in cushions and good things to eat.
All I heard was...Blah blah blah blah blah.
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