Theology Forum Point Tally

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What's the best way to keep score in the TF?

List individual salvos that hit (ala Battleship)
5
12%
Record by individual poster (Del 6, CPS 0)
1
2%
Record by Denomination
2
5%
Record by Macro Faith Tradition (RCC, Prot, Orth)
4
10%
Display "Kills" by Taco (5 means yer an ace)
18
43%
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10
24%
Sarcasm is NOT appreciated!
2
5%
 
Total votes: 42

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Re: Theology Forum Point Tally

Post by UncleBob » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:57 pm

*FLASH*

The old Prots vs. Caths BS is heating up! Jester dared to start a thread celebrating his Christian expression but some Cathlo-Orthodox members couldn't let that slide! Or was it a clever Prot ploy to start up the shenanigans? Only the Tally will tell! We are now at DEFCON 4.

In other news:

Chance of Rapture for 2 October 2017: 3%
Chance of Goose55 "getting it": 8%
Chance that I-D will admit to "clicking that link": 1%

We are at DEFCON 4

That is all.
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Re: Theology Forum Point Tally

Post by Skip » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:18 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:57 pm
*FLASH*

The old Prots vs. Caths BS is heating up! Jester dared to start a thread celebrating his Christian expression but some Cathlo-Orthodox members couldn't let that slide! Or was it a clever Prot ploy to start up the shenanigans? Only the Tally will tell! We are now at DEFCON 4.

In other news:

Chance of Rapture for 2 October 2017: 3%
Chance of Goose55 "getting it": 8%
Chance that I-D will admit to "clicking that link": 1%

We are at DEFCON 4

That is all.
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Re: Theology Forum Point Tally

Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:22 am

Oh yeah! We have a salvo from Jocose! Minor quibbling on the other front. Further updates as the warrant.

Chance of Rapture for 3 October 2017: 4%
Chance of Goose55 "getting it": 0%
Chance that I-D will admit to "clicking that link": 1%

We are at DEFCON 4

That is all.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Theology Forum Point Tally

Post by hugodrax » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:14 am

Do we score Jester and Tuttle as one? Does Wosbald get credit for having to shush Del before he is heard?

This seems like more of an art than a science.
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Re: Theology Forum Point Tally

Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:22 am

I've missed this thread.


And...
I am not clicking on that link.
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Re: Theology Forum Point Tally

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:09 am

*FLASH*

Ooooh! It's heating up in the 5 Solas thread! We have reductio ad absurdum! Plus, a few minor snark events! Stay tuned, true-believers!

Chance of Rapture for 4 October 2017: 9%
Chance of Goose55 "getting it": 0%
Chance that I-D will admit to "clicking that link": 1%

We are at DEFCON 4

That is all.
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Theology Forum Point Tally

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:20 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:22 am
I've missed this thread.


And...
I am not clicking on that link.
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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