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What's the best way to keep score in the TF?

List individual salvos that hit (ala Battleship)
5
12%
Record by individual poster (Del 6, CPS 0)
1
2%
Record by Denomination
2
5%
Record by Macro Faith Tradition (RCC, Prot, Orth)
4
10%
Display "Kills" by Taco (5 means yer an ace)
18
43%
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10
24%
Sarcasm is NOT appreciated!
2
5%
 
Total votes: 42

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Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:57 am

UncleBob wrote:
infidel wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 24 August 2013: 4%
Fabulous
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Yer doing it wrong. Add some flair.
==>Click Here<==

*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 27 August 2013: 61%
No. No I will not.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:04 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
infidel wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 24 August 2013: 4%
Fabulous
Yer doing it wrong. Add some flare.
Yer doing it wrong. Add some flair.
==>Click Here<==

*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 27 August 2013: 61%
No. No I will not.
You know that you want to. [Darth Vader rasp] Give in to your feelings...
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:54 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
infidel wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 24 August 2013: 4%
Fabulous
Yer doing it wrong. Add some flare.
Yer doing it wrong. Add some flair.
==>Click Here<==

*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 27 August 2013: 61%
No. No I will not.
You know that you want to. [Darth Vader rasp] Give in to your feelings...
You're not my father; you can't tell me what to do.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:05 am

*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 28 August 2013: 52%

Chance that ID clicked that link: Fabulous.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:59 am

UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 28 August 2013: 52%

Chance that ID clicked that link: Fabulous.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:09 pm

I have never posted there. I think I win by default.

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:55 pm

*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 29 August 2013: 3%
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by Roadmaster » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:11 pm

UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 23 August 2013: 21%

Chance of HOMOSEXUAL RUPTURE for same date: Fabulous
Fixed it for you.
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Post by OldWorldSwine » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:25 pm

hugodrax wrote:I have never posted there. I think I win by default.
Can't argue with that.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
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Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:52 am

Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 23 August 2013: 21%

Chance of HOMOSEXUAL RUPTURE for same date: Fabulous
Fixed it for you.
... says the guy with two gay references in his sig line.
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Post by coco » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:56 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 23 August 2013: 21%

Chance of HOMOSEXUAL RUPTURE for same date: Fabulous
Fixed it for you.
... says the guy with two gay references in his sig line.
And a closet in his workshop devoted solely to high heels
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Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:12 am

coco wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 23 August 2013: 21%

Chance of HOMOSEXUAL RUPTURE for same date: Fabulous
Fixed it for you.
... says the guy with two gay references in his sig line.
And a closet in his workshop devoted solely to high heels
I don't even want to hear how you know that.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Post by UncleBob » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:01 am

*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 31 August 2013: 9%
Chance that I-D will "click that link": 98%
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by Irish-Dane » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:22 am

UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 31 August 2013: 9%
Chance that I-D will "click that link": 98%
If there's someone actually betting, play the odds. I'm at work so that 2% is where it's at.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Post by UncleBob » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:30 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 31 August 2013: 9%
Chance that I-D will "click that link": 98%
If there's someone actually betting, play the odds. I'm at work so that 2% is where it's at.
We have all day. :twisted:
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Post by Irish-Dane » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:35 am

UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:*DAILY POST*

Chance of Rapture for 31 August 2013: 9%
Chance that I-D will "click that link": 98%
If there's someone actually betting, play the odds. I'm at work so that 2% is where it's at.
We have all day. :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by jruegg » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:15 am

Who's winning? I haven't actually seen an updated point tally in a really long time.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:16 am

jruegg wrote:Who's winning? I haven't actually seen an updated point tally in a really long time.
Yer Mom.
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Post by jruegg » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:29 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
jruegg wrote:Who's winning? I haven't actually seen an updated point tally in a really long time.
Yer Mom.
That makes a lot of sense. As a Methodist (see John Wesley's Theology) I believe in Christian Perfection. If she hasn't reached it, I don't know who has.


My mom wins. Hands down.


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Post by Thunktank » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:42 am

jruegg wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
jruegg wrote:Who's winning? I haven't actually seen an updated point tally in a really long time.
Yer Mom.
That makes a lot of sense. As a Methodist (see John Wesley's Theology) I believe in Christian Perfection. If she hasn't reached it, I don't know who has.


My mom wins. Hands down.

I love it when threads start talking about Mary. :D

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