Aliens in the News

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Aliens in the News

Post by UncleBob » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:59 am

Pig Born with Human Head
The bizarre creature was one of a litter of 11 born after locals reported seeing strange bright lights hovering in the sky.
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Post by Kerdy » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:00 am

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Post by gaining_age » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:58 am

my head doesn't look like that...

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Post by Kerdy » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:16 am

Looks more like a cross between a pig and a chimp.
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Post by JimVH » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:19 am

Awesome. How could Drudge have missed this?

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Post by UncleBob » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:01 pm

Notre Dame Stadium Evacuated Twice due to UFOs And Lightning Strikes - Sep. 3, 2011, UFO Sighting News.
1) Did the UFOs cause it by accident?
2) Did the UFOs cause it on purpose?
3) Were they just hiding in the clouds and had nothing to do with it?
That's some good reasoning there, Sparky.
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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:38 am

JimVH wrote:Awesome. How could Drudge have missed this?
:lol: :!:
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:32 am

Dan Aykroyd talks UFOs, recounts phone conversation with Britney Spears interrupted by Men in Black (yes, really)
The most fascinating revelation, however, relates to the time that some "Men in Black" monitored Aykroyd's phone call with Britney Spears. As Aykroyd spoke to his "Crossroads" co-star, he noticed the conspiracy theory mainstays observing him, but looked back a moment later to realize that they were gone. Shortly afterward, the producers of the program he was taping were ordered to shut it all down, a seemingly unremarkable coincidence until you realize that the show itself was about to totally blow the lid off this crazy UFO thing.
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Post by FriendofFox » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:23 am

"We don't know for certain but it could have been caused by a genetic problem or by environmental pollution."


Ya Think???!!!!

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Post by Thoth » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:45 am

Kerdy wrote:Looks more like a cross between a pig and a chimp.
Not a big deal looks like a regular piglet with hydroencephaly (scroll down and see pic of baby with severe hydroencephaly looks like alien)
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:49 pm

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Post by gaining_age » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:21 am

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Post by sysiphus » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:10 pm

gaining_age wrote:Alien, vampire, Cage?

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/ ... p=obinsite
Badger, mushroom, snake?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
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Post by OldWorldSwine » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:28 pm

Do I love this thread.
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Post by OldWorldSwine » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:29 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:Do I love this thread.
+1
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Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:35 pm

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:35 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by AFRS » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:44 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:Do I love this thread.
Is that a question.

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Post by OldWorldSwine » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:03 pm

AFRS wrote:
OldWorldSwine wrote:Do I love this thread.
Is that a question.
Who's askin'.
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Post by AFRS » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:52 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:
AFRS wrote:
OldWorldSwine wrote:Do I love this thread.
Is that a question.
Who's askin'.
Isn't it obvious.

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