Ice Creams I have Known

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What's Your Favorite?

Tutti Frutti (its a hippie thing)
1
3%
A_Morely in Hagen Daz Breeches
6
18%
Vanilla (its a Puritan thing)
8
24%
Gotta go the Rocky Road
2
6%
My wife only lets me eat Blue Bunny cookie dough
1
3%
Two words: ICE CREAM TACOS!
10
29%
Gelato (its a kilt thing)
6
18%
 
Total votes: 34

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by Roadmaster » Mon May 30, 2016 6:43 pm

Sonic ice cream cones suck. Even Winkie, The One Eyed Wonder Wiener Dog won't even eat them
And after 2 hours it still has not melted.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by Pepik » Mon May 30, 2016 8:49 pm

Home-made strawberry, about an hour ago, just finished. Splenda instead of Sugar. Excellent!
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by bean_counter » Mon May 30, 2016 9:17 pm

I read selections from this thread aloud, until the Mrs couldn't take it anymore and she got up and got ice cream for us.

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by Fainn » Mon May 30, 2016 10:32 pm

There are ice creams I remember all my life, though some have changed. Some forever not for better. Some have gone and some remain.
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Post by hugodrax » Tue May 31, 2016 2:57 pm

Fainn wrote:There are ice creams I remember all my life, though some have changed. Some forever not for better. Some have gone and some remain.
Proust comes to mind.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:46 pm

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by UncleBob » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:50 pm

I ate a Klondike bar while no one was looking.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by philofumo » Wed Jun 01, 2016 3:29 pm

Pistachio Pistachio.

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Post by bean_counter » Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:21 pm

UncleBob wrote:I ate a Klondike bar while no one was looking.
I'm surprised at how low they are for carbs, considering (I am mild type II, metformin and carb counting)

Last I looked, the no sugar added weren't particularly better than some regular flavors, tho
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Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:53 pm

bean_counter wrote:
UncleBob wrote:I ate a Klondike bar while no one was looking.
I'm surprised at how low they are for carbs, considering (I am mild type II, metformin and carb counting)

Last I looked, the no sugar added weren't particularly better than some regular flavors, tho
DANG! 39 g carbs in a can of coke vs 15 g of carbs in a Klondike bar
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:02 pm

I could kill for some ice cream. Luckily for my neighbors, I'm not Rooster. :D

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Post by Irish-Dane » Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:27 pm

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Post by Fainn » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:58 am

Made my wife get an ice cream Snickers the other day
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Post by coco » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:02 pm

UncleBob wrote:I ate a Klondike bar while no one was looking.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by FredS » Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:04 pm

Mrs FredS made fried ice cream for Fathers Day dinner. I'm going downstairs now for a midnight snack.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:20 pm

Old school tonight: Rocky Road (Blue Bell)

My first ice cream in a long time. It's a nice treat.
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Post by Jocose » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:30 pm

Froyo is where it's at.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:36 pm

Jocose wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:30 pm
Froyo is where it's at.
The Froyos I have Known thread is somewhere else. Actually, it's nowhere else.
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Post by Jocose » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:50 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:36 pm
Jocose wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:30 pm
Froyo is where it's at.
The Froyos I have Known thread is somewhere else. Actually, it's nowhere else.
:lol:

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:24 pm

Froyo is the hipster of the dessert world.
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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