Official CPS Song of the Day

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:10 pm

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by John-Boy » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:32 am

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:16 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Pepik » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:57 pm

Rgrds,
Joe


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"I drank what?" - Socrates

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 17, 2015 3:15 pm

I was listening to this:

[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw[/BBvideo]

It made me think of this:
UncleBob wrote:Phase Two: Paradise by the Monitor Light

Or also known as when John-Boy and ArtGuy first met on CPS: A love song.

(To the tune of "Paradise By The Dashboard Light")

[John-Boy:]
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Stopping by the board
And there was not another member in sight
And I never had a girl
Typing any better than you did
And all the folks on board
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our threads are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party
Chatting like some girls at a slumber party
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the monitor light

[ArtGuy:]
Ain't no doubt about all the points we missed
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

[Both:]
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go out and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
All the points we missed

[John-Boy:]
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

Baby don'cha see my post
You got it trolling out the Internet
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes, I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well you wanna turn your laptop on

And now our threads are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party
Chatting like some girls at a slumber party
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight

[Both:]
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the monitor light
Paradise by the monitor light

You got to do what you can
And let Preacherman do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
All the points we missed
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

We're gonna troll all the way tonight
We're gonna troll all the way
And tonight's the night

[Radio Broadcast:]
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two threads, nobody on, no admin, bottom of the barrel
There's the Youth Room, and there it is
A pun shot up the middle, look at them groan
This boy can really troll
He's posting first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for PnP
The point is bobbled out in the response
And here's the groan and what a groan
He's gonna slide Jesus in first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at Calvin's text
This kid really makes things up out there
ArtGuy steps up to the plate
Here's the post, he's going
And what a jest he's got
He's trying for funny
Here's the joke
It's in the dirt, safe from mods
Holy cow, stolen youth!
He's taking a pretty big chance out there
Almost daring mods to kick him off
adauria glances over, posts-up and it's avoided
Avoided in order to seem innocent
The suicide thread is on
Here he comes, bad joke, it's gonna be close
Here's the mods, here's the joke under review
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it

[ArtGuy:]
Stop right there
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further

Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever

[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

[ArtGuy:]
I gotta know right now
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great


[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it

[ArtGuy:]
Will you laugh forever

[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it

[ArtGuy:]
Will you laugh me forever

[John-Boy:]
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my God
And on my mother's grave
That I would laugh to the end of time
I swore I would laugh to the end of time

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you

[John-Boy:]
It was long ago and it was far away,
And it was so much better than it is today.

[ArtGuy:]
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party

Fin
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:32 am

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Wednesday April 22
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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:56 pm

[BBvideo 560,340]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHLgxKUsEA[/BBvideo]

Trying to be as mainstream as possible.
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

I've crossed the Bosphorus.

I'm what some CPS'ers have called "Worse than advertised"

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:47 am

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

I've crossed the Bosphorus.

I'm what some CPS'ers have called "Worse than advertised"

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:27 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:28 pm

UncleBob wrote:[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE[/BBvideo]
2 for 2 UB. Well done on the song selections this afternoon.
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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Tue May 05, 2015 6:50 pm

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Thu May 07, 2015 10:11 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Thu May 14, 2015 8:18 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 15, 2015 12:12 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Mon May 18, 2015 2:58 am

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

I've crossed the Bosphorus.

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Mon May 18, 2015 6:58 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Thu May 21, 2015 9:55 pm

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

I've crossed the Bosphorus.

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by John-Boy » Sat May 23, 2015 12:38 pm

UncleBob wrote:[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h66V1hYAjG0[/BBvideo]
YAY
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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Sat May 23, 2015 5:55 pm

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Re: Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:13 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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