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CPS Best Quotes

Post by sysiphus » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:30 am

Thought I'd put up a topic where you can post up your favorite lines found in the pages of CPS.

Here's the plan: Post up the quote, give props to the originator, and include a link to the quote's origin.

Like so -
Uncle Bob wrote:After carefully considering your argument, I can only conclude that you are high.
in this thread:

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This is not the place to put your favorite quotes from Plato, Aristotle, Socrates (morons).....post up that which makes you laugh, cry, pray, or think that another CPS member has written elsewhere.
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Post by Gabriel » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:49 am

A_Morley wrote:...not simply sitting on my duff like the Sultan of Jackassastan...
From the infamous churchwarden rant. It's been copied, quoted and posted again so many times, I'm not sure where it began.
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Post by Rusty » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:04 am

Gabriel wrote:
A_Morley wrote:...not simply sitting on my duff like the Sultan of Jackassastan...
From the infamous churchwarden rant. It's been copied, quoted and posted again so many times, I'm not sure where it began.
modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7569

That'll be $0.50 please. :D
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Post by Gabriel » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:14 am

Rusty wrote:
Gabriel wrote:
A_Morley wrote:...not simply sitting on my duff like the Sultan of Jackassastan...
From the infamous churchwarden rant. It's been copied, quoted and posted again so many times, I'm not sure where it began.
modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7569

That'll be $0.50 please. :D
Every time I searched I got a thread with someone quoting him. Put it on my tab.
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Post by CaptainMathias » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:46 pm

From our beloved Rusty
Tell yourself it's a nipple not a stem and you'll get slapped if you bite.
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Post by UncleBob » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:42 pm

Rusty wrote: Though I threaten it "repent! or I shall perique your a$$"
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by fisherofpipes » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:27 am

UncleBob wrote:
Rusty wrote: Though I threaten it "repent! or I shall perique your a$$"
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Can I submit my own?

This stuff is a Perique-packed paradigm of perpetual peppery penetrating Perique perpetrated to pierce the palate with pleasure.

Some have said I'm good with alliteration...

Same thread as Rusty's great quote.
Odi profanum vulgus et arceo:
Favete linguis. Carmina non prius
Audita Musarum sacerdos
Virginibus puerisque canto.

Horace: Odes 3.1

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:27 pm

Thunktank aka Captain Obvious wrote:
Death is not happiness.
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:taco:
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by jruegg » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:42 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thunktank aka Captain Obvious wrote:
Death is not happiness.
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:taco:
Did you just quote me?
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:34 am

Onyx wrote: Yeah, well some sins pay better than others.
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:23 pm

That BigGiantWillNinja guy wrote:Oy to the vey.
in this now locked thread: modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic& ... c&start=45

I chortled out loud
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Post by TwoXseveN » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:11 pm

JoNumbers wrote:The greatest of turds is still a turd.
I'm what some CPS'ers have called, "Better than advertised".

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Post by TNLawPiper » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:21 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
That BigGiantWillNinja guy wrote:Oy to the vey.
in this now locked thread: modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic& ... c&start=45

I chortled out loud
Man, FredS was really lighting it up in that thread. Then Skip had to get involved...

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Post by UncleBob » Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:45 pm

j1n wrote: We aren't living or churching like Jesus would have us. And that's turdly.
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by Irish-Dane » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:54 pm

UncleBob wrote:
j1n wrote: We aren't living or churching like Jesus would have us. And that's turdly.
modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=806080#806080
:joy:
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Post by Thunktank » Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:02 pm

Jozip wrote:Since the other thread is locked, I still think I ought to say this so I'll just do it here.
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Post by fisherofpipes » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:01 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jozip wrote:Since the other thread is locked, I still think I ought to say this so I'll just do it here.
modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=806052#806052
CaptainMathias wrote:

Boy do I know how to kill a thread or what?

No, they just fade away...
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Favete linguis. Carmina non prius
Audita Musarum sacerdos
Virginibus puerisque canto.

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Post by Rusty » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:01 am

UncleBob wrote:He was what I called a "spiritual bipolar". One day he was more devout and spiritual (more Puritanistic, really) than Mother Theresa. The next he would curse and debauch worse than any sailor. This chapel must have happened on his manic day.
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The Catholics must seriously wonder about what penance means to Protestants. :lol:
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Post by TwoXseveN » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:15 pm

michigander wrote:Is now a good time to tell Cleon that we're not all actually inside his computer?
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Post by Cleon » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:32 am

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