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Post by Del » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:02 am

HappyHammer wrote:Test Post
It's funnier than it looks.....

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Post by tuttle » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:32 am

Del wrote:I'll bet Luther and Calvin wish they were like St. Augustine and me!
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"Better to die cheerfully with the aid of a little tobacco, than to live disagreeably and remorseful without." -CS Lewis

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Post by jo533281 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:54 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jozip wrote:Since the other thread is locked, I still think I ought to say this so I'll just do it here.
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Oooh, I didn't think anything I said would be posted here. I see the funny in this one, for sure. :)
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Post by jo533281 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:55 pm

TwoXseveN wrote:
JoNumbers wrote:The greatest of turds is still a turd.
What? No link?

EDIT: Fixed it for ya!

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Post by jo533281 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:15 pm

Sys wrote:The Theology Room is like 300 monkeys all trying to hump the same doorknob.
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Post by Roadmaster » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:36 pm

Del wrote:
HappyHammer wrote:Test Post
It's funnier than it looks.....

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HH has enriched CPS in more ways than I can count.

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Post by AFRS » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:33 pm

Rusty wrote:
UncleBob wrote:He was what I called a "spiritual bipolar". One day he was more devout and spiritual (more Puritanistic, really) than Mother Theresa. The next he would curse and debauch worse than any sailor. This chapel must have happened on his manic day.
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The Catholics must seriously wonder about what penzance means to Protestants. :lol:
I doubt it. Smoke is smoke.

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Post by nuance910 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:04 am

isaac wrote:you've clearly never been bitten by a toothless chihuahua...
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Post by tuttle » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:42 am

UncleBob wrote:What in the name of Satan's goolies is an "orgasmic birth"?
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Post by GiantNinja » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:07 am

Two winners in one thread. (Please kindly ignore the qualifiers.)
Brigid wrote:Will--I'm inclined to agree with you.
Onyx wrote:As happens sometimes... GiantNinja nails it.
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Post by tuttle » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:38 pm

Gabriel wrote:CPS cares about not caring
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Post by Gabriel » Wed May 01, 2013 6:39 am

JimVH wrote:I took that to mean 'slow down fatboy before your heart explodes.'
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:lol:
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:54 am

Rusty wrote:We could rehash the whole discussion but he's simply insensitive to bottoms.
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Post by Gabriel » Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:49 pm

Kirk1701 wrote:So you're actually referring to a particular French woman's taco.
here:
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Re: CPS Best Quotes

Post by philofumo » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:14 am

SmokinGordon wrote:

You do seem to have a lot of weird worries about this board. We do have a lot of fun with our collective dysfunctions, but we're basically nice people...
John-Boy wrote:

It is kind of flattering to think there would be cps posers... "gee.. I reallllly wanna be a christian pipe smoker... dang it... I'll just fake it..."
Del wrote:

I'm sorry, but there is no way for us to discern the dumbasses from the rest of CPS posters.
Onyx wrote:

Sir, if you posted this gem within 20 posts of joining CPS, then I'm humbled by your craft, please teach me. This stuff is gold. You must have received training somewhere... the old Kerdy?
gravel wrote:

Embrace the cromulencense.
peter cornbriar wrote:

Rare bird unfamiliar with internet culture.
Kerdy wrote:

What's going in here? What are you guys talking about? What's the topic? Why is there no mention of cheese?

Stumbled into a quote goldmine,
here:
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Post by philofumo » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:54 am

Rusty wrote:

If I had a nickel for every smoker that thought he found original Rattray's because of the "blended by" vs "blended for" I'd be rich!
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Post by philofumo » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:31 pm

ThunkTank wrote:

"Keep pipe smoking weird"

We should make a bumper sticker that says that.
And then...
coco wrote:

Here you go:

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One of those bumperstickers would look superfine on the old ratSaab®,
I'd fly the freakflag most proudly!
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Re: CPS Best Quotes

Post by Cleon » Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:13 am

Thunktank wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:04 pm
I'm sure it is! I have long found a lovingly used gun a thing of beauty. It's like my wife who bore my children.
CLICK FOR CONTEXT.
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Re: CPS Best Quotes

Post by FredS » Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:23 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:08 pm
Wow!
I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!
Click for context (though it's more fun out of context)
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Re: CPS Best Quotes

Post by Thunktank » Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:28 am

Cleon wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:13 am
Thunktank wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:04 pm
I'm sure it is! I have long found a lovingly used gun a thing of beauty. It's like my wife who bore my children.
CLICK FOR CONTEXT.
AFRS wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:13 pm
Thunktank wrote:Did I really just say that? 8O :lol:
Yes. And yer kid is a son-of-a-gun.

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