Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by durangopipe » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:41 pm

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:36 pm

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:24 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:25 pm
I would like a velociraptor rather than a turkey for Thanksgiving this year.

Thanks in advance.
Do you mean that you'd invite a velociraptor to dinner as a guest? 'Cause I can tell you that is not safe.
Besides this is about Me-mas, not Thanksgiving which is over anyway (in Canada).

I think we'll stick with opening Purgatory for posting over Me-mas... unless he has some lonely sweet young thing with button problems. Del is likely to explode soon and needs a receptacle for whatever. Purgatory.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Fainn » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:42 pm

A million dollars.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by coco » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:23 am

Fainn wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:42 pm
A million dollars.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by JMG » Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:15 am

I want to work from home.
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