Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

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Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by JesusClaus » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:24 am

Well? What do you want for Me-mas? Don't be shy.

Oh, and Rusty? I got your note. Are you sure you still want Del's first kilt?

Merry Me-mas!
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But I am puzzled by the reaction to this thread. Jesus Claus and his Me-mas is genius. Pure genius. - Rusty

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:27 am

JesusClaus wrote:Well? What do you want for Me-mas? Don't be shy.

Oh, and Rusty? I got your note. Are you sure you still want Del's first kilt this Me-mas?

Merry Me-mas!
No I'd prefer that woman in the flannel that had troubles with buttons and Del wasn't taking. I can help with buttons. Are you doing shipping?

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by gaining_age » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:28 am

Rusty wrote:
JesusClaus wrote:Well? What do you want for Me-mas? Don't be shy.

Oh, and Rusty? I got your note. Are you sure you still want Del's first kilt this Me-mas?

Merry Me-mas!
No I'd prefer that woman in the flannel that had troubles with buttons and Del wasn't taking. I can help with buttons. Are you doing shipping?

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Post by Roadmaster » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:28 am

Besides what you have already promised to put in my stocking?
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:29 am

gaining_age wrote:
Rusty wrote:
JesusClaus wrote:Well? What do you want for Me-mas? Don't be shy.

Oh, and Rusty? I got your note. Are you sure you still want Del's first kilt this Me-mas?

Merry Me-mas!
No I'd prefer that woman in the flannel that had troubles with buttons and Del wasn't taking. I can help with buttons. Are you doing shipping?

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:32 am

Rusty wrote: No I'd prefer that woman in the flannel that had troubles with buttons and Del wasn't taking.
I'm not seeing a button problem.
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Post by FredS » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:38 am

You. Gone.
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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:43 am

FredS wrote:You. Gone.
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:03 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.
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Post by Del » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:41 pm

Dear Jesus Claus,

I would like to have a nice lump of coal for Christmas.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:46 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.
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Post by Skip » Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:13 pm

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:19 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.

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Post by coco » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:28 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.
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Post by JesusClaus » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:30 pm

coco wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.
It is so good to be loved in a Christian community.









It is also good that I have mountains of raptor poo to move this year.
Oh, you better watch out, you better not sin....

But I am puzzled by the reaction to this thread. Jesus Claus and his Me-mas is genius. Pure genius. - Rusty

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Post by Cleon » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:31 pm

coco wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.
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Post by JesusClaus » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:34 pm

jruegg wrote:I'd like one of these in tobacco:
http://www.saddlebackleather.com/thinfr ... ory=301406
That is sweet. Maybe I'll get that for coco since he sent Jared such an awesome Secret Me present.
Oh, you better watch out, you better not sin....

But I am puzzled by the reaction to this thread. Jesus Claus and his Me-mas is genius. Pure genius. - Rusty

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Post by Rusty » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:43 pm

JesusClaus wrote:
coco wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.
It is so good to be loved in a Christian community.

It is also good that I have mountains of raptor poo to move this year.
They're cryptic, aren't they?

Perhaps it's 50's Beat talk. Gone is a superlative as in great, superb, etc
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Post by Ethell » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:28 pm

Cleon wrote:
coco wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:You. Gone.

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