Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by jruegg » Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:27 pm

I didn't receive what I asked for last year.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by gaining_age » Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:25 pm

jruegg wrote:I didn't receive what I asked for last year.
I think I got yours.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by JesusClaus » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:49 am

coco wrote:
JesusClaus wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JesusClaus wrote:Well? What do you want for Me-mas? Don't be shy.

Oh, and Rusty? I got your note. Are you sure you still want Del's first kilt?

Merry Me-mas!
A ninja blender.
Would you like a GiantNinja Blender?

That's some poo for you!
The answer to that age-old question: Will JesusClaus blend?
I'm more into ginsu knives and raptor claws.
Oh, you better watch out, you better not sin....

But I am puzzled by the reaction to this thread. Jesus Claus and his Me-mas is genius. Pure genius. - Rusty

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:20 pm

JesusClaus wrote:
coco wrote:
JesusClaus wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JesusClaus wrote:Well? What do you want for Me-mas? Don't be shy.

Oh, and Rusty? I got your note. Are you sure you still want Del's first kilt?

Merry Me-mas!
A ninja blender.
Would you like a GiantNinja Blender?

That's some poo for you!
The answer to that age-old question: Will JesusClaus blend?
I'm more into ginsu knives and raptor claws.
This is really low energy, low commitment stuff. When are you going to make a splash and send CPS into the Me-mas season?
I can't even motivate myself to dash off yet another 12 days of me-mas. You've got to increase the energy level or they won't believe.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by JesusClaus » Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:11 pm

Merry Me-mas!

Oh you better watch out! You better not sin!

Don't be shy! What do you want this Me-Mas?
Oh, you better watch out, you better not sin....

But I am puzzled by the reaction to this thread. Jesus Claus and his Me-mas is genius. Pure genius. - Rusty

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by infidel » Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:17 pm

JesusClaus wrote:Merry Me-mas!

Oh you better watch out! You better not sin!

Don't be shy! What do you want this Me-Mas?
Jubilee, baby! Forgive me my debts as I forgive my debtors. I figure that's about a 50000:1 ratio.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:30 pm

JesusClaus wrote:Merry Me-mas!

Oh you better watch out! You better not sin!

Don't be shy! What do you want this Me-Mas?
I want a woman for DL.
Do you need specifications?
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:16 pm

A cashmere kilt and wool long underwear for Del so that he stays warm down there up in the cold winters of Wisconsin.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:19 pm

Beaver felt ten gallon cowboy hats for Durangopipe and JimVH. And matching rhinestone studded belt buckles. Hee-haw!!!

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:28 pm

A Jasmine bush for Jocose. . . He needs one, seriously.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:29 pm

A sense of good ole fashioned Americanist patriotism for wosbald.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:31 pm

A pipe murse for Rusty.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:34 pm

Thunktank wrote:A pipe murse for Rusty.
In genuine beaver pelt? Oooh I just love beaver.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:35 pm

Coupon for free caramel iced coffee for Fred.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by coco » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:56 pm

Dear Jesus Claus,
I understand that your sleigh is pulled by goats.
You suck,
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:59 pm

coco wrote:Dear Jesus Claus,
I understand that your sleigh is pulled by goats.
You suck,
Coco
That made me exhale quickly.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:21 pm

coco wrote:Dear Jesus Claus,
I understand that your sleigh is pulled by goats.
You suck,
Coco
No. Just no.
You do passably well with Christianity and its dogma but this is a shambles. It's nonsense.

It was Thor whose chariot was pulled by two goats. Not Santa. We even have the names of the goats and the God.
JesusClaus has Raptors for his sleigh. And he leaves Raptor poo. There is no suck in here.
Why is this hard to understand? Did you hit your head recently?

Perhaps if you surrender Dec. 25th to the pagans for Yule we'll spend more time on this with you.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:56 pm

Can I have Bob's head on a stick? No? Then world peace, please.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:00 pm

hugodrax wrote:Can I have Bob's head on a stick? No? Then world peace, please.
Someone please send this man a cake pop with a smiley face decorated on it please. He isn't in the holiday spirit yet.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:06 pm

I want for the salvation army to have such a win fall that I do not hear that damn tinkle bell ever again.
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