Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:41 pm

DepartedLight wrote:I want for the salvation army to have such a win fall that I do not hear that damn tinkle bell ever again.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:58 pm

Thunktank wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Can I have Bob's head on a stick? No? Then world peace, please.
Someone please send this man a cake pop with a smiley face decorated on it please. He isn't in the holiday spirit yet.
Hah. You people can't even give me world peace.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Thunktank » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:03 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Can I have Bob's head on a stick? No? Then world peace, please.
Someone please send this man a cake pop with a smiley face decorated on it please. He isn't in the holiday spirit yet.
Hah. You people can't even give me world peace.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:19 pm

Thunktank wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Can I have Bob's head on a stick? No? Then world peace, please.
Someone please send this man a cake pop with a smiley face decorated on it please. He isn't in the holiday spirit yet.
Hah. You people can't even give me world peace.
Peace can only be given when it is received with peace. :chili:
That's it. You're off the Christmas card list. :D
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Rusty » Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:13 am

Yule Quad pack - (1) Yule Goat, (1) Yule Log, (1) Yule Boar, (1) bunch of Yule Mistletoe.

I wish I had thought of this earlier. It would have been great at the Solstice bonfire celebration.

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:03 am

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:06 am

I wish I was a little bit taller
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:09 am

John-Boy wrote:I wish I was a little bit taller
Do you wish you were a baller?
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:10 am

hugodrax wrote:
John-Boy wrote:I wish I was a little bit taller
Do you wish you were a baller?
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:50 am

John-Boy wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
John-Boy wrote:I wish I was a little bit taller
Do you wish you were a baller?
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
Are construction workers acting kind of feminine?
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by Del » Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:44 am

Vladimir Putin wrote:Thank you, Jesus Claus!

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by JesusClaus » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:16 pm

Merry Me-mas!

Lotsa work 2 do this year and lotsa poo to deliver! See you soon!

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:34 pm

Well, as the only choice seems to be raptor poo, would you at least mulch my rose bushes?
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by infidel » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:39 pm

Ganesha H. Krishna, can't you wait until after halloween?
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:49 pm

infidel wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:39 pm
Ganesha H. Krishna, can't you wait until after halloween?
I thought the answer to that question rather obvious.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by infidel » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:51 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:49 pm
infidel wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:39 pm
Ganesha H. Krishna, can't you wait until after halloween?
I thought the answer to that question rather obvious.
Well yes it was rather a rhetorical statement of annoyance than an actual question.

Gather the congress, it's time to declare War on Me-masTM
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:44 pm

infidel wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:51 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:49 pm
infidel wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:39 pm
Ganesha H. Krishna, can't you wait until after halloween?
I thought the answer to that question rather obvious.
Well yes it was rather a rhetorical statement of annoyance than an actual question.

Gather the congress, it's time to declare War on Me-masTM
"A rhetorical statement of annoyance." You just made the list of people who are worth annoying.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by infidel » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:54 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:44 pm
infidel wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:51 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:49 pm
infidel wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:39 pm
Ganesha H. Krishna, can't you wait until after halloween?
I thought the answer to that question rather obvious.
Well yes it was rather a rhetorical statement of annoyance than an actual question.

Gather the congress, it's time to declare War on Me-masTM
"A rhetorical statement of annoyance." You just made the list of people who are worth annoying.
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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by infidel » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:58 pm

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Re: Tell Jesus Claus What You Want for Me-mas

Post by coco » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:25 pm

I would like a velociraptor rather than a turkey for Thanksgiving this year.

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