Brief Announcement

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.

Poll?

I can't relate™.
3
21%
Del in zero breeches
3
21%
Happy New Year, breeches!
2
14%
Why hasn't John-Boy stopped creating sock puppets?
6
43%
 
Total votes: 14

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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by SmokinGordon » Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:29 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:He's still going strong at 12.09 posts per day, folks. Del is nearly one whole post per day behind him. If Del stopped posting today, and montdigits kept up his pace, it would take him approximately five and a half years to catch up. If both kept up their current pace, it would take more than 65 years to even out.

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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by SmokinGordon » Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:32 pm

AFRS wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:Brief Announcement
I thought this was gonna be about underwear.

How disappointing.
What's so great about underwear? Go commando like Del when he wears his skir..er kilt. :twisted:
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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by Del » Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:40 pm

I'm glad to see this thread again. :egor:

I cast my solemn vote against pants.
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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by mont974x4 » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:11 pm

We need a group photo with the CPSers in kilts.


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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:10 pm

mont974x4 wrote:We need a group photo with the CPSers in kilts.


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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by coco » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:32 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:We need a group photo with the CPSers in kilts.


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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by gaining_age » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:50 am

coco wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:We need a group photo with the CPSers in kilts.


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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by mont974x4 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:07 am

I'm surprised at the intentional moves towards disunity by those unwilling to have their picture taken. In an effort to restore the unity of the CPS family I propose we band together and repair gaining-age's shower. No man should have to endure fungus growing on his manly bits. 8O
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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by Pepik » Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:50 pm

Del wrote:I'm glad to see this thread again. :egor:

I cast my solemn vote against pants.
Case in point for pants

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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by OldWorldSwine » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:05 pm

Pepik wrote:
Del wrote:I'm glad to see this thread again. :egor:

I cast my solemn vote against pants.
Case in point for pants

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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by JMG » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:53 pm

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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by Rusty » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:13 am

mont974x4 wrote:I'm surprised at the intentional moves towards disunity by those unwilling to have their picture taken. In an effort to restore the unity of the CPS family I propose we band together and repair gaining-age's shower. No man should have to endure fungus growing on his manly bits. 8O
It's not the shower. It's under-utilization resulting in atrophy. They only look green because they scatter the green part of spectrum, currently. As they atrophy further they'll become blue. Are you planning on giving his bits a regular workout? That's uhhh very Christian of you.
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:20 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:22 am
Call me back when Monty's been here for four years. Few have the time Rug had when he was at his posting peak, and even fewer can come up with as much useless drivel for that long on end. Plus, you're not adding in his sock-puppet posts. Those took some time.

Then again, Monty could just be another of the Rug sock-puppets.
Where are we at on this? I'm almost to my 4 year mark. Who will cal I-D?
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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:28 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:20 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:22 am
Call me back when Monty's been here for four years. Few have the time Rug had when he was at his posting peak, and even fewer can come up with as much useless drivel for that long on end. Plus, you're not adding in his sock-puppet posts. Those took some time.

Then again, Monty could just be another of the Rug sock-puppets.
Where are we at on this? I'm almost to my 4 year mark. Who will cal I-D?
Del has 34000+ posts because he just won't quit. You will never catch him.

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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:52 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:20 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:22 am
Call me back when Monty's been here for four years. Few have the time Rug had when he was at his posting peak, and even fewer can come up with as much useless drivel for that long on end. Plus, you're not adding in his sock-puppet posts. Those took some time.

Then again, Monty could just be another of the Rug sock-puppets.
Where are we at on this? I'm almost to my 4 year mark. Who will cal I-D?
Del has 34000+ posts because he just won't quit. You will never catch him.
Damn, I didn't know i was supposed to try to catch Del. It must be the kilt.


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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:30 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:10 pm
mont974x4 wrote:We need a group photo with the CPSers in kilts.


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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:43 pm

I'd like to announce that I bought some briefs today.
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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by Del » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:05 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:52 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:20 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:22 am
Call me back when Monty's been here for four years. Few have the time Rug had when he was at his posting peak, and even fewer can come up with as much useless drivel for that long on end. Plus, you're not adding in his sock-puppet posts. Those took some time.

Then again, Monty could just be another of the Rug sock-puppets.
Where are we at on this? I'm almost to my 4 year mark. Who will cal I-D?
Del has 34000+ posts because he just won't quit. You will never catch him.
Damn, I didn't know i was supposed to try to catch Del. It must be the kilt.
How about I make a road trip to Montana, and we catch up over a smoke and some shots?
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Re: Brief Announcement

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:07 pm

Del wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:52 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:20 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:22 am
Call me back when Monty's been here for four years. Few have the time Rug had when he was at his posting peak, and even fewer can come up with as much useless drivel for that long on end. Plus, you're not adding in his sock-puppet posts. Those took some time.

Then again, Monty could just be another of the Rug sock-puppets.
Where are we at on this? I'm almost to my 4 year mark. Who will cal I-D?
Del has 34000+ posts because he just won't quit. You will never catch him.
Damn, I didn't know i was supposed to try to catch Del. It must be the kilt.
How about I make a road trip to Montana, and we catch up over a smoke and some shots?
Deal. Anytime.


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