A Brief History of CPS Time

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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by tonymccallie » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:09 pm

Sockpuppets were not part of the original design. Sneaky little buggers.
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by FredS » Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:10 pm

True da. . .

WAIT! WHAT? Is this the Tony McCallie? Member Uno Tony McCallie?
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:15 pm

FredS wrote:True da. . .

WAIT! WHAT? Is this the Tony McCallie? Member Uno Tony McCallie?
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by GScott » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:20 am

I'm speechless. I did something I hardly do...I took the time and went through all 30 pages. Uncle Bob...you captured it well. :lol:

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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:23 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
FredS wrote:True da. . .

WAIT! WHAT? Is this the Tony McCallie? Member Uno Tony McCallie?
I love catching celebrities.
+1
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:43 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
FredS wrote:True da. . .

WAIT! WHAT? Is this the Tony McCallie? Member Uno Tony McCallie?
I love catching celebrities.
+1
Petey needs to be in the next series.
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by Onyx » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:54 pm

FredS wrote:True da. . .

WAIT! WHAT? Is this the Tony McCallie? Member Uno Tony McCallie?
I heard he was building a Delorean to go back and stop CPS before things got out of hand.
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by jruegg » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:36 pm

Is this still going on?
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:40 pm

Onyx wrote:
FredS wrote:True da. . .

WAIT! WHAT? Is this the Tony McCallie? Member Uno Tony McCallie?
I heard he was building a Delorean to go back and stop CPS before things got out of hand.
Only worked for HappyHammer.
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by MrPiper » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:02 pm

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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by UncleBob » Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:46 pm

I think we need more of these.



Hmmm.....
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Nov 07, 2015 11:22 pm

UncleBob wrote:I think we need more of these.



Hmmm.....
A mini series part 2
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by Skip » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:23 pm

UB, I haven't forgotten...

Arrrr.....
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by UncleBob » Thu May 19, 2016 2:14 pm

Skip wrote:UB, I haven't forgotten...

Arrrr.....
"...drink up, me Hearties! Yo ho!"
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by Jocose » Thu May 19, 2016 2:21 pm

tonymccallie wrote:Sockpuppets were not part of the original design. Sneaky little buggers.
The man, the myth, the Godfather himself.
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Post by Onyx » Thu May 19, 2016 2:38 pm

UncleBob wrote:Phase Two: Paradise by the Monitor Light

Or also known as when John-Boy and ArtGuy first met on CPS: A love song.

(To the tune of "Paradise By The Dashboard Light")

[John-Boy:]
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Stopping by the board
And there was not another member in sight
And I never had a girl
Typing any better than you did
And all the folks on board
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our threads are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party
Chatting like some girls at a slumber party
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the monitor light

[ArtGuy:]
Ain't no doubt about all the points we missed
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

[Both:]
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go out and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
All the points we missed

[John-Boy:]
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

Baby don'cha see my post
You got it trolling out the Internet
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes, I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well you wanna turn your laptop on

And now our threads are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party
Chatting like some girls at a slumber party
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight

[Both:]
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the monitor light
Paradise by the monitor light

You got to do what you can
And let Preacherman do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
All the points we missed
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

We're gonna troll all the way tonight
We're gonna troll all the way
And tonight's the night

[Radio Broadcast:]
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two threads, nobody on, no admin, bottom of the barrel
There's the Youth Room, and there it is
A pun shot up the middle, look at them groan
This boy can really troll
He's posting first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for PnP
The point is bobbled out in the response
And here's the groan and what a groan
He's gonna slide Jesus in first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at Calvin's text
This kid really makes things up out there
ArtGuy steps up to the plate
Here's the post, he's going
And what a jest he's got
He's trying for funny
Here's the joke
It's in the dirt, safe from mods
Holy cow, stolen youth!
He's taking a pretty big chance out there
Almost daring mods to kick him off
adauria glances over, posts-up and it's avoided
Avoided in order to seem innocent
The suicide thread is on
Here he comes, bad joke, it's gonna be close
Here's the mods, here's the joke under review
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it

[ArtGuy:]
Stop right there
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further

Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever

[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

[ArtGuy:]
I gotta know right now
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great


[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it

[ArtGuy:]
Will you laugh forever

[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it

[ArtGuy:]
Will you laugh me forever

[John-Boy:]
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my God
And on my mother's grave
That I would laugh to the end of time
I swore I would laugh to the end of time

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you

[John-Boy:]
It was long ago and it was far away,
And it was so much better than it is today.

[ArtGuy:]
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party

Fin
I don't know that tune. But I just want to point out that this also works to - I Will Survive. Try it!
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Re: Re:

Post by John-Boy » Sun May 22, 2016 6:02 pm

Onyx wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Phase Two: Paradise by the Monitor Light

Or also known as when John-Boy and ArtGuy first met on CPS: A love song.

(To the tune of "Paradise By The Dashboard Light")

[John-Boy:]
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Stopping by the board
And there was not another member in sight
And I never had a girl
Typing any better than you did
And all the folks on board
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our threads are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party
Chatting like some girls at a slumber party
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the monitor light

[ArtGuy:]
Ain't no doubt about all the points we missed
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

[Both:]
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go out and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
All the points we missed

[John-Boy:]
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

Baby don'cha see my post
You got it trolling out the Internet
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes, I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well you wanna turn your laptop on

And now our threads are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party
Chatting like some girls at a slumber party
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight

[Both:]
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the monitor light
Paradise by the monitor light

You got to do what you can
And let Preacherman do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
All the points we missed
'Cause we were barely ever sane
And we were mostly pissed

We're gonna troll all the way tonight
We're gonna troll all the way
And tonight's the night

[Radio Broadcast:]
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two threads, nobody on, no admin, bottom of the barrel
There's the Youth Room, and there it is
A pun shot up the middle, look at them groan
This boy can really troll
He's posting first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for PnP
The point is bobbled out in the response
And here's the groan and what a groan
He's gonna slide Jesus in first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at Calvin's text
This kid really makes things up out there
ArtGuy steps up to the plate
Here's the post, he's going
And what a jest he's got
He's trying for funny
Here's the joke
It's in the dirt, safe from mods
Holy cow, stolen youth!
He's taking a pretty big chance out there
Almost daring mods to kick him off
adauria glances over, posts-up and it's avoided
Avoided in order to seem innocent
The suicide thread is on
Here he comes, bad joke, it's gonna be close
Here's the mods, here's the joke under review
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it

[ArtGuy:]
Stop right there
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further

Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever

[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

[ArtGuy:]
I gotta know right now
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Am I funny
Will you laugh forever
Do you like me
Will you never leave me
Will you make me so happy
By laughing at my jokes
Will you take my puns
And will you make them seem great


[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it
Arty, Arty let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it

[ArtGuy:]
Will you laugh forever

[John-Boy:]
Let me sleep on it

[ArtGuy:]
Will you laugh me forever

[John-Boy:]
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my God
And on my mother's grave
That I would laugh to the end of time
I swore I would laugh to the end of time

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you

[John-Boy:]
It was long ago and it was far away,
And it was so much better than it is today.

[ArtGuy:]
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're chatting like some girls at a slumber party

Fin
I don't know that tune. But I just want to point out that this also works to - I Will Survive. Try it!
I think Artguy won a contest for guessing when my kid was going to be born or something like that. Then he started instant messaging... the rest is history.
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:51 am

Skip wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:23 pm
UB, I haven't forgotten...

Arrrr.....
Image
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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:55 pm

Are we ready for the NT?
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: A Brief History of CPS Time

Post by Busty » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:14 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:55 pm
Are we ready for the NT?
Sounds good to me.
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