Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by gaining_age » Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:51 am

Happy Friday!

[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJv8synxa2Y[/BBvideo]

Hide the Beer, the Pastor's Here!

from the album "Outdoor Elvis"

Words and Music by Camarillo Eddy
©1989 Broken Songs

the straw runs down his arm and leg
under the carpet out to the keg
a secret party tonight at Point Loma

and the hate in your heart you're hiding well
but the booze on your breath is easy to smell
there's a six-pack to hide
on the Oral U side
let's drive to oklahoma

hide the beer, the pastor's here
hide the beer, think of your career
he might find out that we're human beins'
and bring us all down to the rack and the ruin

she had a beer as an evening snack
when the 'scripture man' planned a sneak attack
suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton
as she packed her bags and gathered her books
'scripture man' gave her that lustful look
yes lust is his brew but no one sees through
his minty fresh breath ain't reekin'

when the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear
together we'll have hell to pay
so wear a beard, the pastor's here
put the "R" rated movie away

yeah, hide the beer, the pastor's here
hide the beer, think of your career
he might find out that we're human beins'
and bring us all down to the rack and the ruin

hide the beer (biola!)
hide the beer (bethel!)
wear a beard (west mont!)
hide the beer (calvin college!)
hide the beer (azusa pacific!)
hide the beer (liberty baptist!)
hide the beer (san jose bible college!)
hide the beer (bob jones!)
hide the beer (taylor u!)
hide the beer (california baptist!)
hide the beer (gordon college!)
hide the beer (calvin klein!)
hide the beer!

george fox, moody bible institute,
seattle pacific, baylor, smu, pacific christian,
jimmy swaggart u, john brown,
anderson, eastern mennonite, fort wayne bible,
grand rapids baptist, greenville, grove city, nyack,
travecca nazarine, multnoma school of the bible,
inland empire school of the bible, philadelphia college of the bible,
whitworth spring arbor,
and south & north western. . .
northwestern!
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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by coco » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:59 am

"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:40 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by gaining_age » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:50 pm

Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Pepik » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:58 am

Rgrds,
Joe


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"I drank what?" - Socrates

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by gaining_age » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:57 am

Linda Ronstadt on cowbell!!

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:21 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:43 am

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by coco » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:45 am

"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by coco » Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:33 pm

For Bob and JB
[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM[/BBvideo]
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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:06 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:21 pm

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:20 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:43 pm

[BBvideo 560,340]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fa4HUiFJ6c[/BBvideo]

Turn up volume.
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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by coco » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:31 pm

MrsCoco says that this song is a mess, with too many styles crashing together. To that, I would add that the lyrics are lacking. Still, I kind of like it.

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by Jocose » Tue May 05, 2015 7:00 pm

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by John-Boy » Sat May 09, 2015 8:24 am

Praying - coco
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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by coco » Mon May 11, 2015 5:04 am

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by coco » Thu May 14, 2015 7:13 am

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Re: Un-Official CPS Song of the Day

Post by John-Boy » Thu May 14, 2015 11:08 am

Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG

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