Cheese in the news

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Cheese in the news

Post by SmokinGordon » Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:37 am

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Hovannes » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:49 pm

SmokinGordon wrote:Image
Lyrics never sung by Annie Lennox :cheese:

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by OldWorldSwine » Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:33 pm

If this is why I haven't been able to find Stilton lately, I'm gonna hurt somebody.
FDA restrictions keeping some great cheeses out of stores

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/l ... story.html
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Winton » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:07 pm

I bought some mango habanero cheddar today.

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by OldWorldSwine » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:18 pm

Winton wrote:I bought some mango habanero cheddar today.
You cheeky little devil, you!

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Pepik » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:34 pm

Apparently it's National Nacho Day - this means cheese in liquid form. But WAIT: instead of using that horrid cheese-like liquid crap from a 50 gallon drum use this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/0 ... mg00000063
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by SmokinGordon » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:20 pm

Pepik wrote:Apparently it's National Nacho Day - this means cheese in liquid form. But WAIT: instead of using that horrid cheese-like liquid crap from a 50 gallon drum use this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/0 ... mg00000063
Mmmmmmm! Sounds wonderful! Pass the sodium citrate please!
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 29, 2015 3:27 pm

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by coco » Fri May 29, 2015 10:27 pm

SmokinGordon wrote:
Pepik wrote:Apparently it's National Nacho Day - this means cheese in liquid form. But WAIT: instead of using that horrid cheese-like liquid crap from a 50 gallon drum use this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/0 ... mg00000063
Mmmmmmm! Sounds wonderful! Pass the sodium citrate please!
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:02 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:00 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Cheese in the news

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:49 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Del » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:31 am

When Cigarson comes home to Wisconsin, he heads straight to the cheese bin at the local grocery store. He grabs blocks of aged cheddar -- He says that a guy cannot get aged cheddar outside of Wisconsin, except perhaps at the specialty cheese kiosks in upscale stores. The cheddars proudly boast: "Aged 6 months."

A typical Wisconsin store has aged cheddar over by the milk & butter, in a cold cheese bin. 3-, 5-, 8-, and 10-year cheddars. They dwell alongside the pepperjack, mozzarella, farmers cheese, brick, colby/jack marble, muenster, swiss, fresh curds, etc.

Cigarson says that outland stores don't have anything like the variety found in a common Wisconsin grocer, either.

Even college-town restaurants: "I'd like a bacon cheese burger with swiss cheese, please!"
Blond waitress: "We only have the one kind of cheese." (American)
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Hovannes » Tue Feb 02, 2016 4:43 pm

I like cheese from cows that got attitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pbb1rQW8qw

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:26 pm

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:57 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Del » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:20 pm

One year before I moved to Madison, there was a huge fire at a butter & cheese storage warehouse. HUGE fire. Rivers of butter and grease flowing in the streets. Took eight days to put it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwTcjCU61bw
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:54 pm

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by bean_counter » Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:38 pm

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