The Fatberg Thread

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The Fatberg Thread

Post by A_Morley » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:56 pm

This is the thread for any and all things pertaining to fatbergs. Are we clear on that?

Fatbergs.

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Oh, baby. Just look at that fatberg.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by A_Morley » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:01 pm

I believe fatbergs to be the single greatest threat to national security and common decency in the world today.

Fatbergs, people. Fatbergs.

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Fear the fatberg.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:02 pm

alternative fuel discussion?
or fatbergs for the sake of fatbergs?
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by A_Morley » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:04 pm

I don't care as long as people keep saying fatberg.

Fatberg.

FATBERG!
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by JimVH » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:16 pm

"When God closes a door, just open it again. It's a door. That's how they work." FredS

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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by gaining_age » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:32 pm

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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:46 pm

Personally, I abhor fatbergs. To do my part to alleviate the fatberg threat, I simply eat the fat that would otherwise lead to a fatberg. I have, myself, become a sort of fatberg.

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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by gaining_age » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:02 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:Personally, I abhor fatbergs. To do my part to alleviate the fatberg threat, I simply eat the fat that would otherwise lead to a fatberg. I have, myself, become a sort of fatberg.

Dude, don't be a fatberg.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by gaining_age » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:03 pm

gaining_age wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:Personally, I abhor fatbergs. To do my part to alleviate the fatberg threat, I simply eat the fat that would otherwise lead to a fatberg. I have, myself, become a sort of fatberg.

Dude, don't be a fatberg.

Nor a fatberg generator... a fatber function. Stop making fatbergs!
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by MrPiper » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:04 pm

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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:23 pm

The world now seems a smaller, grayer place now that I know about fatbergs.

Je suis Fatberg.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:35 pm

This thread about Fatbergs has enraged me, I have just punched the wall.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by A_Morley » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:44 pm

Jocose wrote:This thread about Fatbergs has enraged me, I have just punched the wall.
Deal with it. The fatberg thread is here to stay. The fatberg is our legacy. The fatberg is a part of us all. Part of us all.

Fatberg.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:50 pm

You watched the big game last night, didn't you. BTW, fatberg spelled backwards is grebtaf.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:05 pm

Begraft.

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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by serapion » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:26 pm

Fatbergs.
All the cool kids are doing it.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:35 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Jocose wrote:This thread about Fatbergs has enraged me, I have just punched the wall.
Deal with it. The fatberg thread is here to stay. The fatberg is our legacy. The fatberg is a part of us all. Part of us all.

Fatberg.
No.

This is where you are deceived. You see, I was raised, under the threat of a severe beating, to never pour any sort of fat down the drain.

This teaching made perfect sense to me, even as a small child, that any grease or fat would congeal and plug up the drain.

(Just the same as most any fat will plug up the human heart and cause sickness and or death)

I was brought up to pour any fat into an empty soup can, or other suitable receptacle, to be placed only into the refuse container.

I can proudly declare that I have never, nor shall I ever contribute to a Fatberg.
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:02 pm

The Fatberg's Dangers

The Fart Beggar's Ends

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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:05 pm

BILLDOOKIE!
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Re: The Fatberg Thread

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:16 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:BILLDOOKIE!
The answer to fatbergs is clearly an army of billdookies.

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