Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:02 am

1. JB loves lists. And white boards.
2. Monkey and JB have the same dentists.
3. An exciting new sock puppet is born.
4. A_Morley needs a new laptop.
5. Jared needs a good camera. Like Skip's.
6. coco is a no show.
7. There is a new direction for the POY. PM John-Boy for details. Often.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:29 am

8. Skip likes to listen to Patrick Warburton talk about food, specifically, cheeseburgers - https://www.cheeseandburger.com/
9. UB still hasn't shipped out the limerick award
10. Al_S is responsible for at least two talking points in the next hootenanny... and isn't allowed to skip the hootenanny to get out of it, lest there be a reckoning
11. JudgeRusty looks pretty good in choir robes
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:58 am

Skip wrote: ...11. JudgeRusty looks pretty good in choir robes
ahem, that's a Bentley & Simon (state paid for it long ago). http://www.politico.com/story/2009/06/w ... hop-023317

(come to think of it, they may make choir robes too)
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:03 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Skip wrote: ...11. JudgeRusty looks pretty good in choir robes
ahem, that's a Bentley & Simon (state paid for it long ago). http://www.politico.com/story/2009/06/w ... hop-023317

(come to think of it, they may make choir robes too)
Okay, that link was cool.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Fainn » Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:46 pm

12. The Hugodrax method of choosing the right pipe involves making sure the length of the pipe is shorter than your face starting from the hairline. It the pipe is too long, you must shave your head in order to keep the pipe.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:16 am

1. AMJ likes to get Nekkid
2. Coco resembles that which he hates most more and more each day.
3. AMJ was channeling Jocose there for a bit.
4. Is there an echo in here?
5. Someone's 'mater patch has done been picked over.
6. Joshoowah gets up in time to watch coco go to bed.
7. AMJ got nekkid.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by AFRS » Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:01 am

UncleBob wrote:1. AMJ likes to get Nekkid
Who doesn't?

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:25 pm

Jesus Room?

Jesus' Room?
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Pepik » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:26 pm

Skip wrote:Jesus Room?

Jesus' Room?
It was predestined.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by jruegg » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:27 pm

Pepik wrote:
Skip wrote:Jesus Room?

Jesus' Room?
It was predestined.
Jealousy.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:32 pm

jruegg wrote:
Pepik wrote:
Skip wrote:Jesus Room?

Jesus' Room?
It was predestined.
Jealousy.
Uncle Bob sings.

Racially.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by ReverendThom » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:38 pm

There is no chance of getting high from smoking a black widow spider
“I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a tough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.”

― C.S. Lewis, On the Incarnation

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by coco » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:48 pm

ReverendThom wrote:There is no chance of getting high from smoking a black widow spider
Even if you smoke it
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:48 pm

ReverendThom wrote:There is no chance of getting high from smoking a black widow spider
But if one gets bitten on the butt whilst in the midst of coitus, the result is earthshaking.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:19 pm

Kim Kardashian?
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Fainn » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:01 am

Pepik's discussion of anchovies finally pushed me to try some after thinking about for over two decades.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Pepik » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:05 am

Fainn wrote:Pepik's discussion of anchovies finally pushed me to try some after thinking about for over two decades.
Good man!
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by hugodrax » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:07 am

Pepik wrote:
Fainn wrote:Pepik's discussion of anchovies finally pushed me to try some after thinking about for over two decades.
Good man!
You won't regret it. Go upscale.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Fainn » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:21 am

hugodrax wrote:
Pepik wrote:
Fainn wrote:Pepik's discussion of anchovies finally pushed me to try some after thinking about for over two decades.
Good man!
You won't regret it. Go upscale.
I could totally see it working on a pizza or even finer foods.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:56 am

1. Someone here has a "Jesus Room" which may or may not include a series in black velvet.
2. A_Morley did not get nekkid. No repeat performances.
3. A lot of people want to be Brigid.
4. Where have all the dispensationalists gone? You know, besides hogleg?
5. We think Jocose was absent but you never know with him...
6. RevThom has his own home studio. Ask him what room he converted.
7. No one else knows this but I spent a goodly amount of hootenanny time composing a song for Fainn to the tune of Fame.
8. Skip likes his cheese curds.
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