1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:13 pm

They like big butts and they cannot lie:

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:15 pm

They are irreverent:

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:58 pm

UncleBob wrote:They are into Steampunk:

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Still.

Steampunk officially died in late 2011, when Justin Bieber used it in the video to his cover of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."'

WIth the exception of Nate King's steampunk pipes, the steampunk movement has nothing left to offer to science fiction or popular culture. It may have been amusing for a moment, but now it is over, played, done, finished... except among the goats and pretentious Dragon Con dilettants.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 6:01 pm

UncleBob wrote:They like big butts and they cannot lie:

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Neither truthfulness nor the appreciation of large women is annoying (as A_Morley will surely attest), but the goat's lack of appreciation for Sir-Mix-A-Lot and Queen is simply unforgivable.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 6:11 pm

UncleBob wrote:They are irreverent:

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When this picture was taken, the goat was watching the Morleys live on TV.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 31, 2016 6:21 pm

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:They are irreverent:

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When this picture was taken, the goat was watching the Morleys live on TV.
It probably thought you were wearing its cousin on the red carpet.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 6:38 pm

UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:They are irreverent:

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When this picture was taken, the goat was watching the Morleys live on TV.
It probably thought you were wearing its cousin on the red carpet.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 31, 2016 6:42 pm

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:They are irreverent:

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When this picture was taken, the goat was watching the Morleys live on TV.
It probably thought you were wearing its cousin on the red carpet.

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1001 Things about UncleBob that Annoy Me
I think that thread is already done: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=8670&hilit=1001+things+unclebob
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Sat Dec 31, 2016 7:01 pm

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The film features a comedic story about a friendship between the village-boy Kuba and his goat in medieval Prague. In Prague, Kuba falls in love with Máca, a worldly girl. The Goat begins to envy this relationship.
Goats indulge in the deadly sin of envy.

And they run around topless!
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:31 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:55 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:54 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:26 pm

coco wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:Image

Cooter, our office mascot, set up an ambush in our break area.
Mont's whole office annoys me.
That's not very nice. The ladies I work with are great people.
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:38 pm

They scare him on Halloween.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:43 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:23 pm

Lured Edmund to Nepal...

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:10 pm

What is considered "news" annoys me.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by philofumo » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:51 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:10 pm
What is considered "news" annoys me.
I looked up "goat news",
may have already been posted though...

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...if so,
annoying goats always show up in blackmetal songs,
so here is a particularly annoysome example:

:!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KopwsTJ7sLs

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:43 pm

Always watching...

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:46 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:43 pm
Always watching...

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Wait...is that coco or a goat? It's getting hard to discern.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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